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@oh-deanna.bsky.social
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Antediluvian millennial.

oh_deanna, tanzut, Deanna (she/they),
mooglegrl if ya nasty

CMH (19XX-2013) ➡️ SEA (2013-Present)

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“I’m going to clean!” = I’m going to rearrange my furniture, pull a bunch of detritus out to organize, lose momentum halfway through, but then buy myself flowers.
OP’s messy living room with a vase of orange spray roses on a coffee table in the middle of the chaos.
September 13, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Transformation into my mother is nearing completion.

By which I mean the “wore red lipstick every day” and not the descent into politics so vile that her own children are reticent to talk to her 💀
OP smiles in a selfie while wearing a bright red lip stain.
September 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Kitty the dog with a long blep
September 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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iykyk 🪿🎢
Screenshot of a quote tweet: the original says, “WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.” My reply is at the top with two photos — Fabio is on the left and a Canadian goose is on the right
April 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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😎
Kitty, a piebald white dog, with pixelated sunglasses on her face
April 14, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Love my neighborhood socialist hall.
A window with various signs. The largest is made of cardboard and hand-painted with the words: I drink my horchata warm cuz FUCK ICE
March 28, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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My dog possibly giving herself h5n1 because I was an idiot and didn’t notice that there was a duck corpse over there 💀
Beautiful sunset by the lake with my dog over to the side nose-down investigating something intensely
February 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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Oh, to be a blissfully unaware sleepy bean.
Kitty, a speckled white dog, curled up asleep on a couch surrounded by pillows and blankets.
February 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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She does not agree.
Facebook meme template: Kitty Marked Safe From 2025 Lunar New Year firecrackers Today Kitty laying on the living room floor listening intently for DANGER
January 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Making a post-apocalyptic musical sequel to Luca Guadagnino’s Italian family melodrama is unexpected, but I suppose I am here for it.
Poster for the film “I Am Love” (2009). Tilda Swinton sits in the middle of a small group of people with the title in a large cursive font. Poster for the film “The End” (2024). Tilda Swinton sits in the middle of a small group of people with the title in the same large cursive font as the first image.
December 7, 2024 at 8:29 AM
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Nailed it.
A photo of my dog resembling a furry blob slumped against the couch. Below is iPhone UI that tries to automatically detect the animal in the image. The results are Siamese cat and Birman cat.
December 5, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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Kitty drop, October 2024 ☁️
Living room with my parents, sister, and partner playing games while my dog lays in the center of the room, ball in mouth, looking to the camera. Dog happily laying in a dirty field with mud on her face Dog in a raincoat standing on a mossy rock with a verdant rainy wooded background Dog drinking from Lake Washington with pink-tinged clouds overhead and reflecting in the water
November 20, 2024 at 12:21 PM
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Kitty drop, September 2024 🦔
My dog peeking over the backseat of the car to greet the open hatchback My dog snoozin’ next to her giant basket of toys that she rarely plays with anymore 😅 My dog laying on a stony beach with the sun shining My dog laying on the floor doing her best apathetic seal impression 🦭
November 20, 2024 at 12:11 PM
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Kitty drop, August 2024 🌞
My dog at sunset against the backdrop of Lake Washington My dog laying on the living room carpet with her head propped up on the end of her bed My dog laying in a meadow of tall brown grass My dog sitting on a pier with waterlilies in the background
November 20, 2024 at 12:03 PM
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Kitty with concepts of a plan.
White dog lazily curled up asleep.
September 11, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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Look at this sweet idiot
Kitty is smooshing her face derpily into a pillow. She’s a good girl.
July 12, 2024 at 2:11 PM
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All true fax
Screenshot of a text from @turing_police that reads: If you notice my posts are lame and unfunny and not happening as often, it means im doing pretty well. If you see that im tweeting a lot and theyre mostly actually funny it means that im laying down in the freeway A screenshot of @littlebluedood’s art from Instagram. Little blue dood says, “But I’m funnier when I’m depressed,” to which a little white dood replies, “Girl no we’re all scared” A photo of Kitty the dog laying on Deanna’s bed. A caption at the top reads, “Guess who finally has Adderall again after a several week shortage !! [info girl emoji]” Caption below Kitty reads, “(It’s not Kitty, it’s me)”
July 11, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Kitty, faced with her evening milk-bone being put inside a puzzle toy, decided this was a bridge too far. She made a few small attempts to free it and then just flopped and stared until I got up to help her. Baby’s first act of weaponized incompetence! 🥰
Kitty, a white dog with brown ears, lays on the floor staring plaintively.
March 9, 2024 at 9:14 AM
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Kitty pics to cleanse the timeline
Kitty the dog stands on a mossy tree trunk in a wooded area. Kitty the dog wears a new backpack and looks over her shoulder at the camera. Kitty the dog, wearing a bandana, lays in grass next to her beloved rubber ball. Kitty the dog sleeping on the couch, tucked in, with her head on a decorative pillow.
January 17, 2024 at 9:33 AM
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Some people in my neighborhood commit to that and it is an absolute delight
12 foot skeleton dressed as Cupid 12 foot skeleton dressed in a Buffalo plaid shirt and a Santa hat
January 2, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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How I’ll be spending 2024
Kitty is enshrouded in a floral comforter. Only her face is visible.
January 1, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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I totally didn’t think about it until the Booms already started and now I think she’s gonna be in her fort for the rest of the night 😬
White dog with a despondent expression wedged between a headboard and bed covers.
January 1, 2024 at 3:25 AM
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My Dude is feeling under the weather and I have no other plans, so I made Kitty (who was already hiding in my bed) a little fort to ride out tonight’s fireworks in. 🧨
Kitty, smooshed against a wooden headboard, and covered with blankets and pillows in a “fort.” Her eyes are wide with perceived stress. Kitty in the same “fort” but further inside for safety.
January 1, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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It’s impossible for me to take photos of anything other than my dog these days.
Kitty sits under a Christmas tree. Beside her is one of my presents from my brother — a Lego set for making a Bird of Paradise plant. Kitty is still under the Christmas tree. Her tongue is out in a blep and she is pawing at my hand. Christmas Eve. Kitty asleep on the couch next to the Christmas tree. She has a faint smile on her face and her hind paw is in the foreground of the picture. Christmas Day. Kitty in profile wearing a red collar with a felted holly decoration around her neck.
December 26, 2023 at 11:04 PM
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Appreciably misty walk for the solstice this morning as well 😌
A misty path through a wooded area. Kitty the dog turns to “smile” at the camera. Moss covered trees and fog in the background. Kitty sits and “smiles” for the camera in the foreground. Wider angle view of a path through a misty wooded area. Kitty the dog is vigilantly looking for dastardly squirrels. View of my neighborhood street. Dense fog obfuscates the distant background.
December 22, 2023 at 2:32 AM