Texted @ampersandria.bsky.social about sending my first skeet, and I can barely even type it without doing the hand gesture. Skeet skeet, motherfuckers.

Thanks to @sal-ubrious.bsky.social for the birthday present, the sentiment and fly-ness.

Nothing fosters intimacy quite like putting toilet paper into my husband’s outstretched hand that’s peeking out of the bathroom door.