My first executive action will be to dethrone the Burger King. I AM THE BURGER KING! #maga #kingtrump #maha #we’realldoomed

If there is a god, please just take out orange hitler and the next ten people in succession to the presidency in some freak accident. I’ll take my chances with Julie Su, she seems like the least dangerous of the maga morons.

Dear subjects,

In two days time I will declare myself god emperor of the United States of America (and other surrounding shithole countries). Me and my billionaire buddies will be sustained by the blood of the innocent and the tears of the radical liberals. See you all in hell. #maga #we’refucked