Niffty
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I keep things neat and tidy. I can even help you hide the body!
But then the bugs started crawling around where they thought she couldn't see them, and she got distracted, and, well...
Everything is, indeed, looking like a total mess.
Everything is, indeed, looking like a total mess.
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 AM
But then the bugs started crawling around where they thought she couldn't see them, and she got distracted, and, well...
Everything is, indeed, looking like a total mess.
Everything is, indeed, looking like a total mess.
"Do you want more?" She hops a little closer to where he's sitting. Seems like she's sneakily trying to grab the empty cup... It needs to be cleaned. Right now.
"I can make more. Just say the word!"
"I can make more. Just say the word!"
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January 11, 2026 at 8:26 AM
"Do you want more?" She hops a little closer to where he's sitting. Seems like she's sneakily trying to grab the empty cup... It needs to be cleaned. Right now.
"I can make more. Just say the word!"
"I can make more. Just say the word!"
"You don't sound like it."
The assessment comes cold and abrupt, but she's still smiling at him ever so sweetly.
"You look like you're about to pee in your pants, mister."
The assessment comes cold and abrupt, but she's still smiling at him ever so sweetly.
"You look like you're about to pee in your pants, mister."
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January 11, 2026 at 8:25 AM
"You don't sound like it."
The assessment comes cold and abrupt, but she's still smiling at him ever so sweetly.
"You look like you're about to pee in your pants, mister."
The assessment comes cold and abrupt, but she's still smiling at him ever so sweetly.
"You look like you're about to pee in your pants, mister."
Oh. He ran!
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She does not know what that's all about, but she'll worry about that later.
There are rats to be hung on the chandelier.
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She does not know what that's all about, but she'll worry about that later.
There are rats to be hung on the chandelier.
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January 11, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Oh. He ran!
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She does not know what that's all about, but she'll worry about that later.
There are rats to be hung on the chandelier.
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She does not know what that's all about, but she'll worry about that later.
There are rats to be hung on the chandelier.
"Mm, I dunno. I don't know that song yet, so I can't sing it." She says casually with a shrug. However, her eye narrows with a playful glint.
"Maybe you should sing it again for me 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 until I can keep up!"
"Maybe you should sing it again for me 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 until I can keep up!"
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January 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
"Mm, I dunno. I don't know that song yet, so I can't sing it." She says casually with a shrug. However, her eye narrows with a playful glint.
"Maybe you should sing it again for me 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 until I can keep up!"
"Maybe you should sing it again for me 𝘢 𝘥𝘰𝘻𝘦𝘯 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴 until I can keep up!"
swelling in her lungs until it burns in the way she doesn't normally crave.
Niffty places a hand on his cheek and her other to her own, pretending to think.
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Niffty places a hand on his cheek and her other to her own, pretending to think.
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January 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
swelling in her lungs until it burns in the way she doesn't normally crave.
Niffty places a hand on his cheek and her other to her own, pretending to think.
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Niffty places a hand on his cheek and her other to her own, pretending to think.
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Pain. Pain. Pain. A "hurt" that hurts a different way. The kind that makes your head light and makes you want it again and again and again and 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.
Niffty likes the ache Baxter stirs in her --- soft and fuzzy in her chest,
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Niffty likes the ache Baxter stirs in her --- soft and fuzzy in her chest,
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January 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Pain. Pain. Pain. A "hurt" that hurts a different way. The kind that makes your head light and makes you want it again and again and again and 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣.
Niffty likes the ache Baxter stirs in her --- soft and fuzzy in her chest,
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Niffty likes the ache Baxter stirs in her --- soft and fuzzy in her chest,
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So this? This was all, very, very new!
For a heartbeat, she stands there uncertain, but she allows herself to be selfish. She settles, sweet and snug in his embrace.
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For a heartbeat, she stands there uncertain, but she allows herself to be selfish. She settles, sweet and snug in his embrace.
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January 11, 2026 at 8:17 AM
So this? This was all, very, very new!
For a heartbeat, she stands there uncertain, but she allows herself to be selfish. She settles, sweet and snug in his embrace.
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For a heartbeat, she stands there uncertain, but she allows herself to be selfish. She settles, sweet and snug in his embrace.
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"..."
She looks up at him curiously.
"Are these yours?"
She looks up at him curiously.
"Are these yours?"
January 11, 2026 at 5:25 AM
"..."
She looks up at him curiously.
"Are these yours?"
She looks up at him curiously.
"Are these yours?"
"A pirate?"
She works with possibly the most powerful and cruelest overlord in Hell. Intimidation doesn't work on Niffty.
"Ooh, so you're a bad boy? Is that what you're saying?"
She works with possibly the most powerful and cruelest overlord in Hell. Intimidation doesn't work on Niffty.
"Ooh, so you're a bad boy? Is that what you're saying?"
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January 10, 2026 at 7:57 PM
"A pirate?"
She works with possibly the most powerful and cruelest overlord in Hell. Intimidation doesn't work on Niffty.
"Ooh, so you're a bad boy? Is that what you're saying?"
She works with possibly the most powerful and cruelest overlord in Hell. Intimidation doesn't work on Niffty.
"Ooh, so you're a bad boy? Is that what you're saying?"
Please make sure to hurry, she seems to say through her unnerving stare.
It would make her very happy if she could clean that cup up next.
It would make her very happy if she could clean that cup up next.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Please make sure to hurry, she seems to say through her unnerving stare.
It would make her very happy if she could clean that cup up next.
It would make her very happy if she could clean that cup up next.
She makes exactly what Chopper requested, and with a surprising amount of detail. She used normal ingredients, neatly presented. Once finished, she pushes the large cup toward him with a bright smile on her face.
"Order up!"
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"Order up!"
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January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
She makes exactly what Chopper requested, and with a surprising amount of detail. She used normal ingredients, neatly presented. Once finished, she pushes the large cup toward him with a bright smile on her face.
"Order up!"
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"Order up!"
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She doesn't know what the deal is with that, and she's sure he couldn't care less if either she or Husk didn't treat her jobs seriously this time around.
still, it's better to be safe than sorry.
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still, it's better to be safe than sorry.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
She doesn't know what the deal is with that, and she's sure he couldn't care less if either she or Husk didn't treat her jobs seriously this time around.
still, it's better to be safe than sorry.
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still, it's better to be safe than sorry.
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But the poor kitty has been too down in the dumps work since Angel left, so it fell to her to pick up his slack while he's not around. Otherwise, Alastor's bound to give him trouble for it.
...Or not. Alastor hasn't been too keen on being helpful for a while now.
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...Or not. Alastor hasn't been too keen on being helpful for a while now.
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January 10, 2026 at 7:54 PM
But the poor kitty has been too down in the dumps work since Angel left, so it fell to her to pick up his slack while he's not around. Otherwise, Alastor's bound to give him trouble for it.
...Or not. Alastor hasn't been too keen on being helpful for a while now.
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...Or not. Alastor hasn't been too keen on being helpful for a while now.
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