a small boot but it's bouncy | mads
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Mads Baker: Two-spirit Metis writer and artist, cat parent, and lover of naps. Beware that this boat can run aground, making the ocean floor weep.
Cats are so good. So so good.
December 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Cats are so good. So so good.
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
I am once again BEGGING news outlets to mind the placement of their headline scare quotes more closely.
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I am once again BEGGING news outlets to mind the placement of their headline scare quotes more closely.
Those are some comfy kitties
December 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Those are some comfy kitties
Kickin in for the Over 30 thread
44 here
44 here
December 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Kickin in for the Over 30 thread
44 here
44 here
Wave your peets in the air like you just don’t care
December 6, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Wave your peets in the air like you just don’t care
And the more flattering angle bc we all do it
December 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
And the more flattering angle bc we all do it
Feeling very dude today
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Feeling very dude today
A happy Gracie fac(i)e!! There is goodness in the world worth fighting for!!!
December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
A happy Gracie fac(i)e!! There is goodness in the world worth fighting for!!!
Assuming I do get this tattoo: solid grey, or grey outline filled in with pink?
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Assuming I do get this tattoo: solid grey, or grey outline filled in with pink?
Me and my protector
November 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Me and my protector
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
November 28, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I have to go now. My planet needs me.
Nothing better than deciding to call it a day at 6 pm because honestly fuck everything and finding your bb already there waiting for you
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nothing better than deciding to call it a day at 6 pm because honestly fuck everything and finding your bb already there waiting for you
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must resist with a cute selfie to proceed.
I have the flu, does my fever make me look cute
I have the flu, does my fever make me look cute
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must resist with a cute selfie to proceed.
I have the flu, does my fever make me look cute
I have the flu, does my fever make me look cute
I zoomed in so far because I was afraid of disturbing him from that cute pose and he just INTUITED that the phone was out.
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I zoomed in so far because I was afraid of disturbing him from that cute pose and he just INTUITED that the phone was out.
Whatever you’re currently doing, Gracie suggests you stop and pay attention to her instead.
November 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Whatever you’re currently doing, Gracie suggests you stop and pay attention to her instead.
If you see this, post your bird art! One of my better daily sketches.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you see this, post your bird art! One of my better daily sketches.
Just called a cab. Does this cat know the word “taxi??” She was over in a second.
November 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Just called a cab. Does this cat know the word “taxi??” She was over in a second.
Close relative to the depression meal - the emotional exhaustion meal. When you know you deserve better but you won’t be making better happen today.
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Close relative to the depression meal - the emotional exhaustion meal. When you know you deserve better but you won’t be making better happen today.
My older sister visited from out of town today and appeared with all this food out of nowhere. She said it was to make a sandwich for her trip back but never touched it and left everything here. Oh 🥹
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
My older sister visited from out of town today and appeared with all this food out of nowhere. She said it was to make a sandwich for her trip back but never touched it and left everything here. Oh 🥹
Never forget the golden middle school rule: no one can ever laugh at you if you laugh at yourself first, they'll always be laughing with you.
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Never forget the golden middle school rule: no one can ever laugh at you if you laugh at yourself first, they'll always be laughing with you.
I’m more of a food bank user than donator but George and Gracie want to thank you and Adonis for this amazing initiative! And all who did donate, you rule!
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I’m more of a food bank user than donator but George and Gracie want to thank you and Adonis for this amazing initiative! And all who did donate, you rule!
As much as I love getting appointments out of the way as early as possible, it’s time to book my therapy later in the day. 8:30 am scooter rides across town in sub-zero C are not it.
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
As much as I love getting appointments out of the way as early as possible, it’s time to book my therapy later in the day. 8:30 am scooter rides across town in sub-zero C are not it.
You magnificent bastards, you got a laugh out of me.
October 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
You magnificent bastards, you got a laugh out of me.