OfRenita
@ofrenita.bsky.social
My own brand of crazy but also an amazing and extremely blessed woman.
I ate both of these this week…
A chicken melt and roast beef/ provolone
A chicken melt and roast beef/ provolone
November 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I ate both of these this week…
A chicken melt and roast beef/ provolone
A chicken melt and roast beef/ provolone
I saw a black bull rider tonight and it might’ve been the highlight of my week.
The video can’t even depict how big that thang was
The video can’t even depict how big that thang was
October 19, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I saw a black bull rider tonight and it might’ve been the highlight of my week.
The video can’t even depict how big that thang was
The video can’t even depict how big that thang was
My friends ain’t shit… I’ve been celibate for a few years. These are the types of messages I get from these heffas.
October 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
My friends ain’t shit… I’ve been celibate for a few years. These are the types of messages I get from these heffas.
My nephews love me… I’m the aunt that’s saying yess to anything “mostly” reasonable…
I present to you, DINNER! Half brownie/ half Nutella chocolate chip, salted caramel & fudge icecream sandwich 🫠
I present to you, DINNER! Half brownie/ half Nutella chocolate chip, salted caramel & fudge icecream sandwich 🫠
September 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
My nephews love me… I’m the aunt that’s saying yess to anything “mostly” reasonable…
I present to you, DINNER! Half brownie/ half Nutella chocolate chip, salted caramel & fudge icecream sandwich 🫠
I present to you, DINNER! Half brownie/ half Nutella chocolate chip, salted caramel & fudge icecream sandwich 🫠
My 10month old niece calls my dog “Dog”… she says few “Real” words but her excitement seeing her buddy and yelling “Dog” repeatedly made me melt 🥹
September 17, 2025 at 4:43 AM
My 10month old niece calls my dog “Dog”… she says few “Real” words but her excitement seeing her buddy and yelling “Dog” repeatedly made me melt 🥹
Well… we had a time.
Thanks Beyonce 🙃
Thanks Beyonce 🙃
July 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Well… we had a time.
Thanks Beyonce 🙃
Thanks Beyonce 🙃
So… when I layed out my airport outfit I thought it was cute travel attire. As soon as I walked in my hotel room, I realized something.
I’m dressed like the epitome of a millennial white woman. (Respectfully)
Birks, khakis, jean jacket and even a damn quilted Vera Bradley purse 😂
I’m dressed like the epitome of a millennial white woman. (Respectfully)
Birks, khakis, jean jacket and even a damn quilted Vera Bradley purse 😂
July 19, 2025 at 6:07 AM
So… when I layed out my airport outfit I thought it was cute travel attire. As soon as I walked in my hotel room, I realized something.
I’m dressed like the epitome of a millennial white woman. (Respectfully)
Birks, khakis, jean jacket and even a damn quilted Vera Bradley purse 😂
I’m dressed like the epitome of a millennial white woman. (Respectfully)
Birks, khakis, jean jacket and even a damn quilted Vera Bradley purse 😂
American Requiem is one of my favorite songs on the Cowboy Carter album. I felt like a punk but I cried the first time I heard it (still do on occasion)
I’ve been hesitant to wear USA flags so instead I made a shirt w the Juneteenth flag on it.
I was overjoyed when people approached me about it ❤️
I’ve been hesitant to wear USA flags so instead I made a shirt w the Juneteenth flag on it.
I was overjoyed when people approached me about it ❤️
July 4, 2025 at 7:50 AM
American Requiem is one of my favorite songs on the Cowboy Carter album. I felt like a punk but I cried the first time I heard it (still do on occasion)
I’ve been hesitant to wear USA flags so instead I made a shirt w the Juneteenth flag on it.
I was overjoyed when people approached me about it ❤️
I’ve been hesitant to wear USA flags so instead I made a shirt w the Juneteenth flag on it.
I was overjoyed when people approached me about it ❤️
Yearly photo to prove I’m a real person
June 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Yearly photo to prove I’m a real person
Saturday plans… Yes, my dog is having a sleepover.
June 1, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Saturday plans… Yes, my dog is having a sleepover.
This was a sigh of relief today after being anxious af for months!
May 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This was a sigh of relief today after being anxious af for months!
I was randomly gifted with a mini Constitution / Declaration of Independence booklet and now the schoolhouse rock preamble song been in my head for HOURS 😩
I had to learn it in 8th grade and that song was a banger! We even remixed it in school
I had to learn it in 8th grade and that song was a banger! We even remixed it in school
May 3, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I was randomly gifted with a mini Constitution / Declaration of Independence booklet and now the schoolhouse rock preamble song been in my head for HOURS 😩
I had to learn it in 8th grade and that song was a banger! We even remixed it in school
I had to learn it in 8th grade and that song was a banger! We even remixed it in school
They brought it back but I really hope they don’t do anything like this to someone else. My neighbors are good people so this new bum better act right
February 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They brought it back but I really hope they don’t do anything like this to someone else. My neighbors are good people so this new bum better act right
I’ve lived in my place 3 yrs… In the process of moving and one of these mfs stole my damn dog food and brought it back. I have a feeling I know who it was because this heffa was being nosey and they’re the only new ppl here.
I was annoyed af but glad I could make a few ppl laugh. 🫠
I was annoyed af but glad I could make a few ppl laugh. 🫠
February 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’ve lived in my place 3 yrs… In the process of moving and one of these mfs stole my damn dog food and brought it back. I have a feeling I know who it was because this heffa was being nosey and they’re the only new ppl here.
I was annoyed af but glad I could make a few ppl laugh. 🫠
I was annoyed af but glad I could make a few ppl laugh. 🫠
Idk if they put crack in it or what but I’ve heard it referred to as the Lamb Chop Mafia, a dog cult and Lamb Chop is the leader.
I need to find more of the minis but it creeps me out finding these things strategically placed throughout my house.
I need to find more of the minis but it creeps me out finding these things strategically placed throughout my house.
January 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Idk if they put crack in it or what but I’ve heard it referred to as the Lamb Chop Mafia, a dog cult and Lamb Chop is the leader.
I need to find more of the minis but it creeps me out finding these things strategically placed throughout my house.
I need to find more of the minis but it creeps me out finding these things strategically placed throughout my house.
I just got it too ☹️
Insert: Goodbye by Boyz 2 Men
Insert: Goodbye by Boyz 2 Men
January 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I just got it too ☹️
Insert: Goodbye by Boyz 2 Men
Insert: Goodbye by Boyz 2 Men
My two previous dogs both lived to 16 yrs. My college roommates flew to Texas and went with me when I had to put one down.
My friends love me real bad 🥹
My friends love me real bad 🥹
January 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
My two previous dogs both lived to 16 yrs. My college roommates flew to Texas and went with me when I had to put one down.
My friends love me real bad 🥹
My friends love me real bad 🥹
I didn’t know about the snow until my Pilates class at 7pm. Grocery store was empty and I didn’t feel like driving somewhere else so I just ordered pizza and a warm brownie/cookie from dominoes.
They legit had no produce. 😡
They legit had no produce. 😡
January 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I didn’t know about the snow until my Pilates class at 7pm. Grocery store was empty and I didn’t feel like driving somewhere else so I just ordered pizza and a warm brownie/cookie from dominoes.
They legit had no produce. 😡
They legit had no produce. 😡
Idk what they said or why I blocked them but it was probably justified. 🫠🤷🏾♀️
January 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Idk what they said or why I blocked them but it was probably justified. 🫠🤷🏾♀️
The way he acts like me, facial expressions and all is wild
January 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The way he acts like me, facial expressions and all is wild
Whales and Owls… two animals that have me completely mesmerized.
Now that I’ve seen whales in the wild, I need to find a zoo that will let me feed owls or something
Now that I’ve seen whales in the wild, I need to find a zoo that will let me feed owls or something
January 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Whales and Owls… two animals that have me completely mesmerized.
Now that I’ve seen whales in the wild, I need to find a zoo that will let me feed owls or something
Now that I’ve seen whales in the wild, I need to find a zoo that will let me feed owls or something
Last year when I said I’d be taking pics in matching pajamas with somebody’s son, I wasn’t expecting it to be mine. (And yes, he is my son)
December 21, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Last year when I said I’d be taking pics in matching pajamas with somebody’s son, I wasn’t expecting it to be mine. (And yes, he is my son)
I SCREAMED! I feel personally attacked by this! I legit was just talking about them. I saw the residents in Seattle in October and all. 🫠
December 9, 2024 at 3:09 AM
I SCREAMED! I feel personally attacked by this! I legit was just talking about them. I saw the residents in Seattle in October and all. 🫠