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OFMD Middle Names
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A collection of middle names given to OFMD characters in fanfic, curated by @happydaiz.bsky.social.
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168. Stede Morticia Bonnet
"Oh my god, this is happening. You will tell me EVERYTHING after, Stede Morticia Bonnet, or I'll never speak to you again."
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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167. Israel fucking Hands
"You're Israel fucking Hands, man. Most feared first mate in the Seven Seas." How many of their problems could've been avoided if only Izzy believed in himself first, instead of Ed? "Maybe that's enough."
October 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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166. Chauncey fucking Badminton
one shiny rich bastard did best him, hey? And it wasn't Chauncey fucking Badminton. Fuck this. He snatches up the bottle of rum and takes three good gulps, gasping at the end.
October 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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165. Nigel fucking Badminton
Nigel fucking Badminton. All these years they've ended up circling each other at arm's length.
October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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164. Stede fucking Bonnet
The sight of the man's name makes his stomach fizz in the strangest way, and he pauses with his fist halfway to knocking. Stede fucking Bonnet, what the hell.
October 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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163: Stede Elizabeth Bonnet
a tweet by @butchbonnet: if stede elizabeth bonnet does not rescue edward teach's red silk from the waves to deliver safely and romantically back to him, i will fucking jetski down to the caribbean myself and fish is out of the sea with my bare teeth, my chompers. motherfucker
October 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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162. Edward fucking Teach
"Holy shit," Jim says, but now they're looking straight at Ed. "You're Edward fucking Teach."
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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161. Stede fucking Bonnet
history, because let's be real, nobody could invent Stede fucking Bonnet. The guy's one of a kind.
October 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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160. Stede freaking Bonnet
The front door opened and Stede freaking Bonnet walked out the front door.
October 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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159. Stede fucking Bonnet
Imagine calling up Edward Teach, salvage diver, asking him about the Queen Anne's Revenge, and introducing yourself as Stede fucking Bonnet, like it was nothing.
October 14, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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158. Stede Montague Sterling Bonnet
"Stede Montague Sterling Bonnet," Martha snapped at her son, "You will sit down and listen."
October 14, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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157. Izzy "Thirteen" Hands
killed and maimed and endured watered-down tavern beer and the company of Izzy "Thirteen" Hands for this man without understanding that the thing propelling his body forward was love, the greatest love of his life.
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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156. Stede Bartholomewl Bonnet
With all my love, Stede Bartholomewl Bonnet <3
October 14, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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155. Stede fucking Bonnet
His brain is still half-dreaming, half-dead, and the only thing that carried over fully intact from there to here is Stede fucking Bonnet.
October 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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154. Ned Fucking Low
The Ned Fucking Low ruins everything.
October 14, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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153. Stede Fucking Bonnet
Lucius was right all along. It had been life beginning anew. For Stede Fucking Bonnet.
October 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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152. Stede 'auxiliary wardrobe' Bonnet
Mind you, he thinks, judging from his description in the True Journal, if anyone was going to have a large mirror on board a pirate ship it would be Stede 'auxiliary wardrobe' Bonnet.
October 14, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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151. Stede Noel Bonnet
"STEDE NOEL BONNET WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR ROBE AND WHY IS THERE A CHRISTMAS TREE ON YOUR COCK?!" He hears sideburns yell from the hall.
October 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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150. Stede Fucking Bonnet
And what had he left in his place? An agreeable mimic, a laughing, climbing, working phantom in the shape of Stede Fucking Bonnet, a man somehow less threatening than his own wanted poster.
September 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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149. Stede Angelica Bonnet
Lucius jumped off the desk. "Stede Angelica Bonnet! I have the perfect idea! You know Pete works at WQAR, right? Do you listen to the morning show in your car on your way here in the mornings?"
September 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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148. Stede Montague Bonnet
"Stede Montague Bonnet!" Ed held a hand to his chest like he was scandalized, even though his broad grin totally gave him away.
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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147. Edward Joseph Teach
"Quite alright," the vicar said. "Edward Joseph Teach, do you take this man, Stede Bonnet, to be your husband?
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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146. Stede fucking Bonnet
Ed scoffs. "Who looks at an interstate and sees precious gems? Stede fucking Bonnet."
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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145. Stede fucking Bonnet
"Stede, be careful, he does know his shit," Ed warns him, and Stede replies with the most Stede fucking Bonnet thing he could possibly say, which is "As do I, you've taught me well."
September 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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One of my favourite middle names in my collection!
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM