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I eat food. I cook food. I drink wine. With a side of Whisky. Soft Pretzel enthusiast.
December 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
There is a direct correlation between how hungry you are and the amount of time it takes someone to order food in front of you. Like they’ve never ordered anything before
March 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
It was a Christmas miracle in #LA today. Four cars pulled up to a four way stop at nearly the same time. And each car without even waving toward each other pulled out one. By one. In a calm manner. In rotation. It was delicious
March 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Amazing picture of #losfeliz from the 50s. I can taste that martini and hear Marty & Elaine #LA #Losangeles
March 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Riddle me this fine people. Why do delivery drivers. Of all shapes and sizes and of various different disciplines choose to park in the middle of the street or someone’s driveway when there are actual parking spots available???
March 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Don’t get me wrong. I LOVE burgundy. LOVE. But sometimes a little more red fruit, not jammy fruit, is nice. But it’s that fresh acid. Bright and lean. That makes it special. And sometimes just easier than Burgundy. #wine
March 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If you are not familiar with #pinotnoir from the Sonoma coast. I highly recommend finding some good vino and downing bottles this weekend. Check out Cobb. Failla. Gary Farrell. Hanzell. Look especially for grapes from Fort Ross

Thank me later.
March 14, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Have you ever had one of those days where you’re so excited to go to bed and so tired that when you finally lay down you can’t sleep. Dammit man.
March 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
@lastweektonight1.bsky.social

Everything wrong with this episode is not acknowledging the horrific ways @potterybarn.bsky.social makes people smell amazing candles again their will #lastweektonight
March 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Here we go again.
#Earthquake Update: A magnitude 1.82 earthquake took place 2 km ESE of North Hollywood, CA at 10:27:23 PM. #micro
For details from the USGS:
M 1.8 - 2 km ESE of North Hollywood, CA | 41071600
2025-03-05 06:03:23 (UTC) | -118.353°N 34.166°W | 13.4 km depth
earthquake.usgs.gov
March 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Wondering how many times I will need to go to the hardware store today for just one project.
March 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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COLBERT, on Rep. Al Green’s removal:

“Some people questioned why so much muscle was needed to remove an old man with a cane. But it turns out it was for a serious reason. When security searched him, they found that he smuggled in a spine."

@latenightercom.bsky.social
March 5, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Lovely day in #losangeles yesterday. Even with the earthquake.
March 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Listen to more John Coltrane.

That is all
February 8, 2025 at 8:26 AM