I wish I could be in a good mood like ever
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I wish I could be in a good mood like ever
ATTENTION: DOG IN A RAINCOAT
January 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
ATTENTION: DOG IN A RAINCOAT
Child rapist starts unconstitutional war.
January 3, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Child rapist starts unconstitutional war.
I can't remember the last time I made it to midnight on NYE. I also can't remember the last time I made it to midnight on any other night.
December 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I can't remember the last time I made it to midnight on NYE. I also can't remember the last time I made it to midnight on any other night.
Christmas Eve: Spinal Tap, Christmas Day: Spinal Tap II. I belong to the correct family.
December 26, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Christmas Eve: Spinal Tap, Christmas Day: Spinal Tap II. I belong to the correct family.
What is this freak shouting about now?
December 18, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What is this freak shouting about now?
I don’t care, I don’t mind. open.spotify.com/track/2ZlDlh...
Modern Kicks
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December 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I don’t care, I don’t mind. open.spotify.com/track/2ZlDlh...
My dog brings great joy to the face of every stranger and then she barks at them.
November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My dog brings great joy to the face of every stranger and then she barks at them.
You fucking idiots. You fucking morons.
November 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
You fucking idiots. You fucking morons.
Lamest time travel ever.
November 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Lamest time travel ever.
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Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
October 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.
I will never cover up my terrible stick and poke tattoo because it’s way too funny.
October 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I will never cover up my terrible stick and poke tattoo because it’s way too funny.
I’m sorry but this is the cutest dog in existence
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I’m sorry but this is the cutest dog in existence
Way too much energy today soundtrack open.spotify.com/track/7cucVW...
Boys in the Better Land
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October 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Way too much energy today soundtrack open.spotify.com/track/7cucVW...
Had a checkup at the vet today, now she is pouting.
October 12, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Had a checkup at the vet today, now she is pouting.
My dog forgot what rain is.
October 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
My dog forgot what rain is.
Stay out of my dreams, bitch.
October 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Stay out of my dreams, bitch.
This shirt pretty much sums up my entire personality.
September 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This shirt pretty much sums up my entire personality.
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If you’re feeling hopeless, do what I do! Let it consume you.
November 13, 2024 at 3:15 AM
If you’re feeling hopeless, do what I do! Let it consume you.
I don’t want to smile…ok I’ll smile
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I don’t want to smile…ok I’ll smile
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We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
September 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.
I’m gonna have to stop hanging out with my friend who has the really dumb girlfriend. I just can’t take it anymore.
August 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m gonna have to stop hanging out with my friend who has the really dumb girlfriend. I just can’t take it anymore.
Got COVID for the first time ever, not a fan.
August 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Got COVID for the first time ever, not a fan.
In need of a haircut probably, she’s gonna hate that so much.
August 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In need of a haircut probably, she’s gonna hate that so much.