We have decided to do zero registration for anything

WHO DO YOU THINK WE ARE, NIGHT RANGER?
CHRISTMAS ONLY!

Shut up, we're busy.

We're sorry we didn't look too deeply into them. To make it up to you, next year, we'll beat the absolute shit out of every Santa ringing a bell for pocket change that we see.

Oh, did you have flame throwers and inflatable snow globes there, too?

We changed it to a Christmas song three years ago. Try and keep up.

No, I'm on bluesky

He's busy, Karen.

Do you want to speak to the manager, Karen?

Well then you know that we:
A) rock hard.
B) have a weird show that makes no sense.

No confusion necessary.

Have you seen the show, Karen?