Tom Delfino
@officialtomdelfino.bsky.social
Filmmaker. Photographer. Not a member of Mensa.
"Cash, every movie costs $2184." - Bobby Bowfinger
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"Cash, every movie costs $2184." - Bobby Bowfinger
It's been so long since season four of 'Stranger Things' that season five will take place at the Shady Pines Retirement Home.
November 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
It's been so long since season four of 'Stranger Things' that season five will take place at the Shady Pines Retirement Home.
Apparently Magic is coming out with an 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' set. It would be funny if they made a Battle card called 'There Is No War in Ba Sing Se.'
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Apparently Magic is coming out with an 'Avatar: The Last Airbender' set. It would be funny if they made a Battle card called 'There Is No War in Ba Sing Se.'
Apparently Dollar Tree is now Dollar-Fifty Tree.
September 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Apparently Dollar Tree is now Dollar-Fifty Tree.
GPS: "In 100 feet at the traffic circle, continue straight."
me: "No, thank you."
me: "No, thank you."
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
GPS: "In 100 feet at the traffic circle, continue straight."
me: "No, thank you."
me: "No, thank you."
September 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs." - Mitch Hedberg
September 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs." - Mitch Hedberg
Apparently the rapture is predicted for tomorrow. It better be worth it because the last couple of raptures have sucked.
September 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Apparently the rapture is predicted for tomorrow. It better be worth it because the last couple of raptures have sucked.
Well, I didn't have Charlie Kirk getting shot on my 2025 bingo card.
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Well, I didn't have Charlie Kirk getting shot on my 2025 bingo card.
You don't truly know someone until you've played Monopoly with them.
September 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
You don't truly know someone until you've played Monopoly with them.
I have a special arrangement with the lottery commission. I pay them $2 for the privilege of telling them which numbers not to pick.
September 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I have a special arrangement with the lottery commission. I pay them $2 for the privilege of telling them which numbers not to pick.
Having seen the new 'War of the Worlds', I can't help but wonder how Craig from 'Friday' got a job working for Homeland Security.
August 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Having seen the new 'War of the Worlds', I can't help but wonder how Craig from 'Friday' got a job working for Homeland Security.
We've had a 'Jason Takes Manhattan'. Now can we get a 'Jason Takes D.C.'?
July 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
We've had a 'Jason Takes Manhattan'. Now can we get a 'Jason Takes D.C.'?
Here's a dad joke I just heard:
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent!
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent!
July 13, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Here's a dad joke I just heard:
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent!
How much money does a skunk have? Just one scent!
I hope everyone in Nashville is enjoying this monsoon weather...
July 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I hope everyone in Nashville is enjoying this monsoon weather...
I would say Happy 4th, but you know...
July 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I would say Happy 4th, but you know...
Reposted by Tom Delfino
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
June 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.
If they ever make a JD Vance biopic, I hope they use R.E.M.'s "Crush with Eyeliner" for the end credits.
June 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If they ever make a JD Vance biopic, I hope they use R.E.M.'s "Crush with Eyeliner" for the end credits.
If you truly want to know someone, watch them deal with an automated phone tree and see how long it takes before they start sounding like Samuel L. Jackson.
May 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you truly want to know someone, watch them deal with an automated phone tree and see how long it takes before they start sounding like Samuel L. Jackson.
I'm sitting here watching 'The Ten Commandments' on TV and can't help but be amazed at how much Moses looks like El Cid.
April 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I'm sitting here watching 'The Ten Commandments' on TV and can't help but be amazed at how much Moses looks like El Cid.
It might be nice if Disney+ did a Wraith Squadron series.
April 11, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It might be nice if Disney+ did a Wraith Squadron series.
Don't procrastinate when you can perendinate.
March 31, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Don't procrastinate when you can perendinate.
I wonder if Batman is afraid of Ozzy Osbourne.
March 3, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I wonder if Batman is afraid of Ozzy Osbourne.
Doctor, my eyes...
February 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Doctor, my eyes...