The Park's Motor Group Lowland League
@officialslfl.bsky.social
The Very Official Parody BlueSky account of Scotland’s affordable football league, The Park’s Motor Group Scottish Lowland Football League. ⚽️🏴
This just in, Albion Rovers are in league with known neo nazis "Airdrieonians"
Good luck to @albionrovers.bsky.social in today's @officialslfl.bsky.social game against Cumbernauld colts.
Up the vers 🇲🇰
Up the vers 🇲🇰
February 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
This just in, Albion Rovers are in league with known neo nazis "Airdrieonians"
@lowlandleague.bsky.social SQUARE GO!
February 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
@lowlandleague.bsky.social SQUARE GO!
It's the season for love and understanding. Merry Christmas. Fuck Tranent.
December 20, 2024 at 10:26 AM
It's the season for love and understanding. Merry Christmas. Fuck Tranent.
Last stand time. A huge amount of the "official" accounts on BlueSky are fake. People have claimed everything from Lowland League clubs to media giants because this is new and organisations etc have been so slow to take it up.
Some of us just have the courage to have fun with it after a while.
Some of us just have the courage to have fun with it after a while.
December 7, 2024 at 11:43 AM
Last stand time. A huge amount of the "official" accounts on BlueSky are fake. People have claimed everything from Lowland League clubs to media giants because this is new and organisations etc have been so slow to take it up.
Some of us just have the courage to have fun with it after a while.
Some of us just have the courage to have fun with it after a while.
We've been grassed in and the bluesky polis are coming. Shiver me timbers.
December 7, 2024 at 11:32 AM
We've been grassed in and the bluesky polis are coming. Shiver me timbers.
We're proud of our charity work. Lowland League clubs provide 12 year olds who watched Green Street once with the opportunity to pretend they're football casuals.
December 7, 2024 at 11:10 AM
We're proud of our charity work. Lowland League clubs provide 12 year olds who watched Green Street once with the opportunity to pretend they're football casuals.
Pitch inspections across the league. Lowland League football is mainly played in public parks and in Shrek's swamp. It's a miracle any games are on.
December 7, 2024 at 10:52 AM
Pitch inspections across the league. Lowland League football is mainly played in public parks and in Shrek's swamp. It's a miracle any games are on.
This account is as official as our league is serious.
December 6, 2024 at 8:26 PM
This account is as official as our league is serious.
The Lowland League - The Best Kebab of Scottish Football.
December 6, 2024 at 8:12 PM
The Lowland League - The Best Kebab of Scottish Football.
As we approach christmas, our thoughts are with the less fortunate who have to live in underdeveloped places like Broxburn, Coatbridge, Falkirk and Tranent.
December 6, 2024 at 8:09 PM
As we approach christmas, our thoughts are with the less fortunate who have to live in underdeveloped places like Broxburn, Coatbridge, Falkirk and Tranent.
The pyramid is a fucking mess but don't worry because we'll let the Old Firm and Hearts Z teams keep playing and have teams appoint some random hibs fan as manager for the day.
TAKE US SERIOUSLY!
TAKE US SERIOUSLY!
December 6, 2024 at 8:02 PM
The pyramid is a fucking mess but don't worry because we'll let the Old Firm and Hearts Z teams keep playing and have teams appoint some random hibs fan as manager for the day.
TAKE US SERIOUSLY!
TAKE US SERIOUSLY!
This is going to be an excellent weekend of Park’s Motor Group Lowland League action.
Not that you will be watching any of it because our league is a bit of a joke.
Not that you will be watching any of it because our league is a bit of a joke.
December 6, 2024 at 7:53 PM
This is going to be an excellent weekend of Park’s Motor Group Lowland League action.
Not that you will be watching any of it because our league is a bit of a joke.
Not that you will be watching any of it because our league is a bit of a joke.
B teams forever!
December 6, 2024 at 7:51 PM
B teams forever!
There are too many teams in our league with no fans. You're better off watching a sunday league game in the local park.
December 6, 2024 at 7:49 PM
There are too many teams in our league with no fans. You're better off watching a sunday league game in the local park.
All the former SPFL teams are supported by auld bastards living off past glories.
December 6, 2024 at 7:46 PM
All the former SPFL teams are supported by auld bastards living off past glories.
Caley Braves are a pyramid scheme.
December 6, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Caley Braves are a pyramid scheme.
Black Rooster tastes like shite and Si Ferry's a wanker.
December 6, 2024 at 7:41 PM
Black Rooster tastes like shite and Si Ferry's a wanker.
All the best to our clubs taking part in today’s South Challenge Cup and EOS Qualifying Cup matches! 🏆
Keep an eye on their social media for all the latest from the matches and get along to support your local club if you can!
Keep an eye on their social media for all the latest from the matches and get along to support your local club if you can!
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 PM
All the best to our clubs taking part in today’s South Challenge Cup and EOS Qualifying Cup matches! 🏆
Keep an eye on their social media for all the latest from the matches and get along to support your local club if you can!
Keep an eye on their social media for all the latest from the matches and get along to support your local club if you can!