Martyn Lawrence
@officialmartyn.bsky.social
Scottish storyteller.
Wannabe. Washed-up never-was.
Football, movies, books, and shit.
#SAFC 🔴⚪
martynlawrence.com
Wannabe. Washed-up never-was.
Football, movies, books, and shit.
#SAFC 🔴⚪
martynlawrence.com
I've loved every one of the Northern Weird covers, and this is no exception. Great job!
April 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I've loved every one of the Northern Weird covers, and this is no exception. Great job!
Basically you've to use The Office as an instructional video
a man in a suit and tie is saying " everybody stay calm "
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " everybody stay calm "
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February 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Basically you've to use The Office as an instructional video
Thank you for the rec. Read it and loved it!
February 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thank you for the rec. Read it and loved it!
That means 5 weeks today until I turn 40 🙃 at least I'll have a good book to help me celebrate! Looking forward to it (Paperboy, not turning 40)
February 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
That means 5 weeks today until I turn 40 🙃 at least I'll have a good book to help me celebrate! Looking forward to it (Paperboy, not turning 40)
I'm not far off. 2 rejections in the last 2 days. Just got to make their loss someone else's gain
February 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I'm not far off. 2 rejections in the last 2 days. Just got to make their loss someone else's gain
Yeah. The pharmacy next to it was open as well. Wild
January 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Yeah. The pharmacy next to it was open as well. Wild
Aye, I made sure everything was charged. Had no power or phone signal most of the afternoon. Trees on the roads, tiles falling everywhere, a chimney came down on the main street - would've killed someone if the shops weren't all shut. It's been a wild one!
January 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Aye, I made sure everything was charged. Had no power or phone signal most of the afternoon. Trees on the roads, tiles falling everywhere, a chimney came down on the main street - would've killed someone if the shops weren't all shut. It's been a wild one!
I do that with plates as well 😭
January 17, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I do that with plates as well 😭
He's not wrong
January 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
He's not wrong
I've not long finished reading it - loved it. More than worth 1.99 of anyone's money
December 18, 2024 at 12:32 PM
I've not long finished reading it - loved it. More than worth 1.99 of anyone's money
That's going to be stuck in my head for days now 😭
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 PM
That's going to be stuck in my head for days now 😭
They spent 90 mins playing for a point and got what they deserved. Was class to get the winner after they'd taken off a forward for a centre back
December 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
They spent 90 mins playing for a point and got what they deserved. Was class to get the winner after they'd taken off a forward for a centre back
Love him. His shithousery is magnificent
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Love him. His shithousery is magnificent
Good choice, I just started reading this the other night as well. Loving it so far.
November 15, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Good choice, I just started reading this the other night as well. Loving it so far.
Horror Movie by Paul Tremblay. Loving it so far.
November 15, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Horror Movie by Paul Tremblay. Loving it so far.
Hi I'm Mr Lawrence, representing Martyn..
November 14, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Hi I'm Mr Lawrence, representing Martyn..
Thank you. I'll definitely make that next on the list then!
November 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Thank you. I'll definitely make that next on the list then!
I started Horror Movie the other night, my first foray into Tremblay. Already looking forward to more.
November 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I started Horror Movie the other night, my first foray into Tremblay. Already looking forward to more.