so long suckers! i rev up my wheelie rider and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

i truly believe that i will usher in a new era of peace and prosperity when i suck up every single sir kibble on hthis fucking planet by 2028

Dedede: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good powers, and that makes you rightfully upset.
ME: I agree

getting brain damage from sucking my self up and absorbing my own powers

gordon ramsey: let's have a looking at the walk-in (opens door and sees Kirby inhaling Donkey Kong) fuck me did you know you have a little pink ball in there. fuck that's adorable. he's having a munch. at least somebody is enjoying the food

"This Whole Thing Tastes Like Gender," i squeal as i inhale King Dedede's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Greatest Hits

IF THE ZOO REMOVES ME FOR SMILING CUTELY AT THE ANIMALS I WILL LOOK GOD IN THE EYE AND MOON WALK INTO HEAVEN