official gogurt
@officialgogurt.bsky.social
i need a boyfriend for all my various personalities
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
i need a boyfriend for all my various personalities
o holy smokes; the smokes, upon, most holy
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
o holy smokes; the smokes, upon, most holy
let's see them tubes (legs)
November 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
let's see them tubes (legs)
FINE IM GONNA TEL L MY SECRETS
November 21, 2025 at 11:17 PM
FINE IM GONNA TEL L MY SECRETS
zozo, please. please, mamdani, can you please flutter your eyelashes and get us student loan forgiveness?
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
zozo, please. please, mamdani, can you please flutter your eyelashes and get us student loan forgiveness?
first they came for the bisexuals, and i said, "oh my god they all have guns! finger guns!"
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
first they came for the bisexuals, and i said, "oh my god they all have guns! finger guns!"
chili chee dog
November 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
chili chee dog
smoked salmon? without me?
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
smoked salmon? without me?
smoked salmon? i sure hope it did
November 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
smoked salmon? i sure hope it did
respectful discourse? respectfully, dis course of action is going to end poorly
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
respectful discourse? respectfully, dis course of action is going to end poorly
anything you can do, ai can do worse. don't use it
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
anything you can do, ai can do worse. don't use it
wonder woman? i barely knower woman
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
wonder woman? i barely knower woman
if you saw my nudes last night no you didn't. really. you didn't
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
if you saw my nudes last night no you didn't. really. you didn't
parse THIS!!!!!!! *fart noises*
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
parse THIS!!!!!!! *fart noises*
i am a worm in the servers
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
i am a worm in the servers
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo
all i've ever wanted was to be a master of short form comedy on a niche internet micro blogging web app
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
all i've ever wanted was to be a master of short form comedy on a niche internet micro blogging web app
yeah i got OCD
o all
c that
d pussy
o all
c that
d pussy
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
yeah i got OCD
o all
c that
d pussy
o all
c that
d pussy
yeah i got ocd. other common diseases
November 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
yeah i got ocd. other common diseases
this might be controversial but if you get a 3 day suspension maybe just take the L and don't make a new account
November 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
this might be controversial but if you get a 3 day suspension maybe just take the L and don't make a new account
this might be controversial but heyyyyyy
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
this might be controversial but heyyyyyy
hey maybe can we acknowledge that people are weird
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
hey maybe can we acknowledge that people are weird
blocked someone for misinterpreting a sad post. consider yourselves warned
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
blocked someone for misinterpreting a sad post. consider yourselves warned