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Occasional photographer, curler, software person. They/Them 🏳️‍⚧️
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BAC 1-11
A TAROM Airlines BAC One-Eleven flying in 1995
November 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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album cover for The Tragically Hip's "Trouble at the Henhouse"
September 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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I relish every time my co-workers ask "is that Guy Fieri... as... Cable!?"
three framed prints of Brandon Bird artwork hanging on a wall. From left to right: My Hot Rod Gently Weeps: https://brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/my-hot-rod-gently-weeps-signed-print The Death of Jennifer Sisko: https://brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/the-death-of-jennifer-sisko-signed-print Cabletown: https://brandonbird.myshopify.com/products/cabletown-signed-print
August 29, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Coming soon from Great Value
A Photoshop of a Great Value frozen shrimp bag. It says: Cobalt 60 drop and run 3540 cuties 7-1-63
August 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Monday gang rise up
A syringe and a vial of estradiol valerate sitting on a pad on a desk. There is a keyboard in the background
August 19, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Really dig the accidentally super dramatic lighting I found in the Ikea.
me standing in Ikea, holding a Blahaj and looking down. There is dramatic lighting from the right that makes it look a bit like a renaissance painting. There is a cage full of Blahaj behind me. I am wearing an n95 mask and my tits are iconic.
January 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Keeping warm on the couch with Inky. Electric blankets make excellent cat traps.
It's me laying on a couch with a preposterous number of blankets. Inky is laying in the crook of my legs, has her front peets sticking over the edge of the couch, and is staring at the photographer like they owe her money.
January 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Nebula throwing shapes in the kitchen this afternoon
Nebula, a beautiful tortie, looks to her left while relaxing on the floor. Her paw is flexed in a mildly menacing manner. Nebula lays on the floor on her side and looks at me while her front paws are slightly crossed.
December 18, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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I Previously used this same system (HealNow) at an allergist's office, and after the check-in person confirmed my pronouns, this sticky note was on the piece of paper that moved my details between the desk and provider. Given some previous experiences at specialists, I was (unfortunately) impressed.
a picture of a medical document, with a sticky note on it that says "please refer to pt as /they/them/their"
December 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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Adventures in medical CRMs, clearly some evolution over time in their data model. I appreciate the "Gender Identity" and "Pronouns" fields being multi-select with many neo-pronoun options.

Can't wait to be the first one to use these NB options and see how the office reacts! Probably weirdly!
A screenshot of a patient intake form labeled "Other Details". It contains several dropdowns, including Gender (unknown is selected), Sex Assigned at Birth (unknown is selected), Sexual Orientation (blank) Gender Identity (Genderqueer neither exclusively male nor female is selected) and Pronouns (they/them/their/theirs/themselves is selected). Additionally, a checkbox labeled "Transgender" is present A Patient intake form with the label "Gender Identity". It contains a list of options with checkboxes - Male - Female - Female-to-Male (FTM) / Transgender Male/Trans Man - Male-to-Female (MTF) / Transgender Female/Trans Woman - Genderqueer, neither exclusively male nor female (selected) - Choose not to disclose - Additional gender category or other, please specify there is a textbox at the bottom with the placeholder text "Or describe your gender identity" A patient intake form, labeled "Pronouns" with several options - he - she - they - ze/zir - xie/hir - co/cos - ey/em/eir - yo/yos - ve/vis - Another Pronoun, please specify with a textbox at the bottom with the placeholder text "Or describe your Pronouns"
December 10, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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Inky is happy the heated blanket has come out
A black cat named Inky laying her chin on a heated blanket (and my ankle) while looking wistfully into the distance A black cat named Inky laying even more of her head on a heated blanket/ankle while looking in a different direction into the middle distance.
November 25, 2024 at 11:03 PM