Official CIA
@official-cia.bsky.social
Disregard the van parked outside.
We know you downloaded RedNote.
January 14, 2025 at 2:10 PM
We know you downloaded RedNote.
We know you took a right on red where it said, “no right on red”.
January 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We know you took a right on red where it said, “no right on red”.
We know you lie to your hygienist about how often you floss.
January 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
We know you lie to your hygienist about how often you floss.
We know you googled “butthole pain”.
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
We know you googled “butthole pain”.
We know you’ve been driving around with an expired inspection sticker.
December 31, 2024 at 2:21 PM
We know you’ve been driving around with an expired inspection sticker.
We know you didn’t take off your makeup before you went to bed.
December 31, 2024 at 11:41 AM
We know you didn’t take off your makeup before you went to bed.