OfficeWork13
officeworker13.bsky.social
OfficeWork13
@officeworker13.bsky.social
I am a stereotypical office worker. I am an electronic paper pusher. Everything I do is on a computer.
September 23, 2025
Day 80 of mandatory return to office order. I spent a whole 30 minutes in my office today because travel time between in-person engagements is time consuming.
September 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
September 22, 2025
Day 79 of mandatory return to office order. My boss said to talk to HR if I didn't like the restructuring. HR is never your friend.
September 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
September 19, 2025
Day 78 of mandatory return to office order. I had to deal with some archived paper files in the basement. There is no chair down here.
September 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
September 18, 2025
Day 77 of mandatory return to office order. I lead a meeting today. It was remote because my colleagues are all over town.
September 24, 2025 at 2:05 AM
September 17, 2025
Day 76
Again, I sold my blood to the science vampires because being an electronic paper pusher doesn't pay a living wage.
September 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
September 16, 2025
Day 75 of mandatory return to office order. I had one remote meeting today. I decided to take it in my car.
September 24, 2025 at 2:03 AM
September 15, 2025
Day 74 of mandatory return to office order. I showed a colleague how to run the AV equipment in the presentation room. He works upstairs. I don't even work in this building.
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
September 12, 2025
Day 73 of mandatory return to office order. My colleagues hate me and themselves as they scheduled a 4 pm remote meeting on a Friday. I had to be in the office.
September 24, 2025 at 2:01 AM
September 11, 2025
Day 72 of mandatory return to office order. Guess who has been passed over for a raise two years running?
September 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
September 10, 2025
Day 71 of mandatory return to office order. I gave science vampires my blood for money.
September 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
September 9, 2025
Day 70 of mandatory return to office order. I had training via Zoom and found yet another asbestos closet in the building.
September 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
September 8, 2025
Day 69 of mandatory return to office order. I showed a visitor how to run the AV equipment in the presentation room. There are written instructions next to the computer.
September 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
September 5, 2025
Day 68 of mandatory return to office order. I skipped work and went spooky shopping.
September 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
September 4, 2025
Day 67 of mandatory return to office order. Watched another live Zoom of an interviewee presentation and then a live Zoom of one of our new VPs. If I wanted to watch videos on a computer, I could do that at home.
September 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
September 3, 2025
Day 66 of mandatory return to office order. Had one meeting. It was remote. Then I had ice cream.
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
September 2, 2025
Day 65 of mandatory return to office order. Watched a live Zoom of an interviewee presentation. They would be eaten alive here.
September 24, 2025 at 1:52 AM
September 1, 2025
Day 64 of mandatory return to office order. No work today, but the restructuring began.
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
August 29, 2025
Day 63 of mandatory return to office order. Was told by higher up colleague that I didn't understand the electronic records system. I made the electronic records system.
September 24, 2025 at 1:50 AM
August 28, 2025
Day 62 of mandatory return to office order. Had two meetings. They were both remote.
September 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
August 27, 2025
Day 61 of mandatory return to office order. Had one meeting. It was remote.
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
August 26, 2025
Day 60 of mandatory return to office order. Talked to top bosses at an in-person meeting. Was not allowed to talk about remote work.
September 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
August 25, 2025
Day 59 of mandatory return to office order. My in-person meeting got cancelled. Why am I physically here?
September 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
August 22, 2025
Day 58 of mandatory return to office order. Today, I took off work for a scheduled mental breakdown.
August 23, 2025 at 6:27 AM
August 21, 2025
Day 57 of mandatory return to office order. I deigned to ask about flex hours. Was denied.
August 23, 2025 at 6:26 AM
August 20, 2025
Day 56 of mandatory return to office order. Oh goody! Our health insurance premiums are going up, again.
August 23, 2025 at 6:24 AM