❄️🎄 Vanessa Shelly ( Parody )
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“I-it’s okay. Sorry, I’m still- I’ve never been around a toddler before and thought maybe I was holding him wrong or something.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
November 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
“I-it’s okay. Sorry, I’m still- I’ve never been around a toddler before and thought maybe I was holding him wrong or something.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
Vanessa takes a breath because she is reliving all the screams of the children “S-sorry for my reaction. I just, I need a minute or two and then I’ll be okay.”
“Mom, I think you just categorised yourself as old. Did you mean to do that?” Vanessa has now decided to playfully torment her mom to ease the mood.
“You will spoil her and I know, if she is anything like me then she’ll love it. Would you like to help me paint and decorate her nursery, mom?”
“You will spoil her and I know, if she is anything like me then she’ll love it. Would you like to help me paint and decorate her nursery, mom?”
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
“Mom, I think you just categorised yourself as old. Did you mean to do that?” Vanessa has now decided to playfully torment her mom to ease the mood.
“You will spoil her and I know, if she is anything like me then she’ll love it. Would you like to help me paint and decorate her nursery, mom?”
“You will spoil her and I know, if she is anything like me then she’ll love it. Would you like to help me paint and decorate her nursery, mom?”
“There’s something else, it is probably going to sound crazy to you, but I was thinking that maybe I could start working on the nursery?”
Vanessa gently places her hands on Mags’s bump and caresses it gently “I’ve actually been excited about starting for weeks but have already held off so long.”
Vanessa gently places her hands on Mags’s bump and caresses it gently “I’ve actually been excited about starting for weeks but have already held off so long.”
November 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
“There’s something else, it is probably going to sound crazy to you, but I was thinking that maybe I could start working on the nursery?”
Vanessa gently places her hands on Mags’s bump and caresses it gently “I’ve actually been excited about starting for weeks but have already held off so long.”
Vanessa gently places her hands on Mags’s bump and caresses it gently “I’ve actually been excited about starting for weeks but have already held off so long.”
“I don’t think you should leave him with me again. He very clearly doesn’t like me.” Vanessa is still freaked out by the reaction from the little boy.
“Maybe I should go because I really think me being here is freaking him out and I don’t want to freak him out more than I already did.”
“Maybe I should go because I really think me being here is freaking him out and I don’t want to freak him out more than I already did.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
“I don’t think you should leave him with me again. He very clearly doesn’t like me.” Vanessa is still freaked out by the reaction from the little boy.
“Maybe I should go because I really think me being here is freaking him out and I don’t want to freak him out more than I already did.”
“Maybe I should go because I really think me being here is freaking him out and I don’t want to freak him out more than I already did.”
Vanessa smiles and keeps her mom close, refusing to let her mom go for a while and then smiles up at her mom “If I could have stayed young forever I would have.”
Vanessa smiles up at her mom again “But why don’t you and dad try for one more baby? I think it could really be good for you, mom.”
Vanessa smiles up at her mom again “But why don’t you and dad try for one more baby? I think it could really be good for you, mom.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Vanessa smiles and keeps her mom close, refusing to let her mom go for a while and then smiles up at her mom “If I could have stayed young forever I would have.”
Vanessa smiles up at her mom again “But why don’t you and dad try for one more baby? I think it could really be good for you, mom.”
Vanessa smiles up at her mom again “But why don’t you and dad try for one more baby? I think it could really be good for you, mom.”
Vanessa nods her head and smiles and whilst Vanessa is caressing Mags’s cheeks Vanessa also pressed a kiss on Mags’s forehead.
“I am sure that she will be her own person baby, that is something you will never have to worry about, especially because we will teach her to be her own person first.”
“I am sure that she will be her own person baby, that is something you will never have to worry about, especially because we will teach her to be her own person first.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Vanessa nods her head and smiles and whilst Vanessa is caressing Mags’s cheeks Vanessa also pressed a kiss on Mags’s forehead.
“I am sure that she will be her own person baby, that is something you will never have to worry about, especially because we will teach her to be her own person first.”
“I am sure that she will be her own person baby, that is something you will never have to worry about, especially because we will teach her to be her own person first.”
Vanessa gets terrified when Benji starts crying and immediately forces him into Stephanie’s arms as soon as Stephanie comes back from what she was doing.
“I swear I didn’t do anything to him Stephanie. He just took one look at me and started screaming, I swear on my life Stephanie.”
“I swear I didn’t do anything to him Stephanie. He just took one look at me and started screaming, I swear on my life Stephanie.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Vanessa gets terrified when Benji starts crying and immediately forces him into Stephanie’s arms as soon as Stephanie comes back from what she was doing.
“I swear I didn’t do anything to him Stephanie. He just took one look at me and started screaming, I swear on my life Stephanie.”
“I swear I didn’t do anything to him Stephanie. He just took one look at me and started screaming, I swear on my life Stephanie.”
“I’m still that little girl now, mom. I’ll always be that little girl that came to you for a cuddle whenever she fell and grazed her knee. I’ll always come to you for comfort just like that little girl did.”
Vanessa continues cuddling into her mom because she isn’t ready to let go “I love you.”
Vanessa continues cuddling into her mom because she isn’t ready to let go “I love you.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“I’m still that little girl now, mom. I’ll always be that little girl that came to you for a cuddle whenever she fell and grazed her knee. I’ll always come to you for comfort just like that little girl did.”
Vanessa continues cuddling into her mom because she isn’t ready to let go “I love you.”
Vanessa continues cuddling into her mom because she isn’t ready to let go “I love you.”
“She will only be a handful of months old at the time too, which for me feels like she would have grown up too quickly already.”
Vanessa is smiling at Mags whilst Vanessa is caressing Mags swollen stomach and gently presses a kiss on Mags lips “You are so beautiful, my beautiful angel.”
Vanessa is smiling at Mags whilst Vanessa is caressing Mags swollen stomach and gently presses a kiss on Mags lips “You are so beautiful, my beautiful angel.”
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
“She will only be a handful of months old at the time too, which for me feels like she would have grown up too quickly already.”
Vanessa is smiling at Mags whilst Vanessa is caressing Mags swollen stomach and gently presses a kiss on Mags lips “You are so beautiful, my beautiful angel.”
Vanessa is smiling at Mags whilst Vanessa is caressing Mags swollen stomach and gently presses a kiss on Mags lips “You are so beautiful, my beautiful angel.”
Vanessa is a little reluctant at first since she hasn’t held a baby before but also can’t say no to a heavily pregnant woman in desperate need of the bathroom.
“Of course I can.” Vanessa then gently taps Benji’s back and gently rocks him to keep him calm and asleep just in case he wakes up.
“Of course I can.” Vanessa then gently taps Benji’s back and gently rocks him to keep him calm and asleep just in case he wakes up.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Vanessa is a little reluctant at first since she hasn’t held a baby before but also can’t say no to a heavily pregnant woman in desperate need of the bathroom.
“Of course I can.” Vanessa then gently taps Benji’s back and gently rocks him to keep him calm and asleep just in case he wakes up.
“Of course I can.” Vanessa then gently taps Benji’s back and gently rocks him to keep him calm and asleep just in case he wakes up.
Vanessa smiles whilst hearing her mom say that and then cuddles into her mom after the kiss on her forehead. Vanessa is smiling the entire time.
“You are going to be an amazing Grandma, mom just as you have always been an amazing mom. How does it feel knowing that your baby is having a baby?”
“You are going to be an amazing Grandma, mom just as you have always been an amazing mom. How does it feel knowing that your baby is having a baby?”
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Vanessa smiles whilst hearing her mom say that and then cuddles into her mom after the kiss on her forehead. Vanessa is smiling the entire time.
“You are going to be an amazing Grandma, mom just as you have always been an amazing mom. How does it feel knowing that your baby is having a baby?”
“You are going to be an amazing Grandma, mom just as you have always been an amazing mom. How does it feel knowing that your baby is having a baby?”
Vanessa is smiling at Mags and caresses Mags’s bump some more whilst looking lovingly into Mags’s eyes. Vanessa then places a loving kiss on Mags’s lips.
“Only for you beautiful. I will always be cute for you, my Darling. You are beautiful growing our daughter inside you, Darling. I love you.”
“Only for you beautiful. I will always be cute for you, my Darling. You are beautiful growing our daughter inside you, Darling. I love you.”
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Vanessa is smiling at Mags and caresses Mags’s bump some more whilst looking lovingly into Mags’s eyes. Vanessa then places a loving kiss on Mags’s lips.
“Only for you beautiful. I will always be cute for you, my Darling. You are beautiful growing our daughter inside you, Darling. I love you.”
“Only for you beautiful. I will always be cute for you, my Darling. You are beautiful growing our daughter inside you, Darling. I love you.”
Vanessa nods her head and smiles small at Stephanie “A lot, today has been the first time I’ve slept in a month but please don’t tell my mom and Mags, especially Mags because she will only worry and I don’t want that.”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “Can we please keep this between us?”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “Can we please keep this between us?”
November 19, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Vanessa nods her head and smiles small at Stephanie “A lot, today has been the first time I’ve slept in a month but please don’t tell my mom and Mags, especially Mags because she will only worry and I don’t want that.”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “Can we please keep this between us?”
Vanessa smiles warmly at Stephanie “Can we please keep this between us?”
Vanessa tightly held her mom, realising that at least for a few minutes Vanessa just holds her mom because that is what she needs right now.
“I wanted to do this for Mags, mom. I really think it’ll help her start properly healing from this. Are you excited about being a grandma, mom?”
“I wanted to do this for Mags, mom. I really think it’ll help her start properly healing from this. Are you excited about being a grandma, mom?”
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Vanessa tightly held her mom, realising that at least for a few minutes Vanessa just holds her mom because that is what she needs right now.
“I wanted to do this for Mags, mom. I really think it’ll help her start properly healing from this. Are you excited about being a grandma, mom?”
“I wanted to do this for Mags, mom. I really think it’ll help her start properly healing from this. Are you excited about being a grandma, mom?”
“You really think so Darling?” Vanessa smiles and continues caressing Mags’s bump. Vanessa then gets down on her knees and gently places a kiss on Mags’s bump.
“Charlotte. Are you being nice to mommy? Mommy needs you to be nice so that she can bring you into this world healthily and happily.”
“Charlotte. Are you being nice to mommy? Mommy needs you to be nice so that she can bring you into this world healthily and happily.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“You really think so Darling?” Vanessa smiles and continues caressing Mags’s bump. Vanessa then gets down on her knees and gently places a kiss on Mags’s bump.
“Charlotte. Are you being nice to mommy? Mommy needs you to be nice so that she can bring you into this world healthily and happily.”
“Charlotte. Are you being nice to mommy? Mommy needs you to be nice so that she can bring you into this world healthily and happily.”
Vanessa nods her head “I did. I haven’t been sleeping well since my fiancé got pregnant, though she doesn’t know that. I’ve been staying up and making sure she is safe for weeks now.”
Vanessa is rubbing the sleep from her eyes “I thought the coffee was working perfectly fine keeping me awake.”
Vanessa is rubbing the sleep from her eyes “I thought the coffee was working perfectly fine keeping me awake.”
November 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Vanessa nods her head “I did. I haven’t been sleeping well since my fiancé got pregnant, though she doesn’t know that. I’ve been staying up and making sure she is safe for weeks now.”
Vanessa is rubbing the sleep from her eyes “I thought the coffee was working perfectly fine keeping me awake.”
Vanessa is rubbing the sleep from her eyes “I thought the coffee was working perfectly fine keeping me awake.”
“Okay, I mean I am a little nervous for Mags. She told me all about the falling out her and her dad had, really I just want this pregnancy being good for her, especially because it is her first.”
Vanessa smiles small at her mom “It’s good that Henry is happy for Mags. She’ll be delighted.”
Vanessa smiles small at her mom “It’s good that Henry is happy for Mags. She’ll be delighted.”
November 18, 2025 at 11:13 PM
“Okay, I mean I am a little nervous for Mags. She told me all about the falling out her and her dad had, really I just want this pregnancy being good for her, especially because it is her first.”
Vanessa smiles small at her mom “It’s good that Henry is happy for Mags. She’ll be delighted.”
Vanessa smiles small at her mom “It’s good that Henry is happy for Mags. She’ll be delighted.”
Vanessa smiles when patiently waiting but then Vanessa smiles more when she feels their little girl kicking away inside Mags. Vanessa smiles at Mags and then lovingly kisses Mags’s lips.
“I can’t believe it baby! I can’t believe that our beautiful little baby is kicking away inside you!”
“I can’t believe it baby! I can’t believe that our beautiful little baby is kicking away inside you!”
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Vanessa smiles when patiently waiting but then Vanessa smiles more when she feels their little girl kicking away inside Mags. Vanessa smiles at Mags and then lovingly kisses Mags’s lips.
“I can’t believe it baby! I can’t believe that our beautiful little baby is kicking away inside you!”
“I can’t believe it baby! I can’t believe that our beautiful little baby is kicking away inside you!”
Benji is still sleeping in his mommy’s arms when Stephanie wakes up and unsurprisingly Vanessa is still deep in sleep, especially because the blanket she is sleeping under is keeping her warm.
Vanessa wakes up after another thirty minutes and then looks at Stephanie “Sorry, that isn’t like me.”
Vanessa wakes up after another thirty minutes and then looks at Stephanie “Sorry, that isn’t like me.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Benji is still sleeping in his mommy’s arms when Stephanie wakes up and unsurprisingly Vanessa is still deep in sleep, especially because the blanket she is sleeping under is keeping her warm.
Vanessa wakes up after another thirty minutes and then looks at Stephanie “Sorry, that isn’t like me.”
Vanessa wakes up after another thirty minutes and then looks at Stephanie “Sorry, that isn’t like me.”
Vanessa shakes out her hand when her mom smacks it but knowing better Vanessa puts her hand back down on the table and waits until her mom hangs up.
“How did it go mom? What did he say? Is he coming back to here so that he can see Mags? If he is I should tell Mags before he arrives if he is.”
“How did it go mom? What did he say? Is he coming back to here so that he can see Mags? If he is I should tell Mags before he arrives if he is.”
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Vanessa shakes out her hand when her mom smacks it but knowing better Vanessa puts her hand back down on the table and waits until her mom hangs up.
“How did it go mom? What did he say? Is he coming back to here so that he can see Mags? If he is I should tell Mags before he arrives if he is.”
“How did it go mom? What did he say? Is he coming back to here so that he can see Mags? If he is I should tell Mags before he arrives if he is.”
Vanessa smiles and looks into Mags’s eyes whilst caressing her face and then Vanessa places a kiss on Mags’s lips and then smiles warmly at Mags.
“You know that I could say the same about you, baby and I will. You are so beautiful and I’ll always be your sexy officer, only your sexy officer.”
“You know that I could say the same about you, baby and I will. You are so beautiful and I’ll always be your sexy officer, only your sexy officer.”
November 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Vanessa smiles and looks into Mags’s eyes whilst caressing her face and then Vanessa places a kiss on Mags’s lips and then smiles warmly at Mags.
“You know that I could say the same about you, baby and I will. You are so beautiful and I’ll always be your sexy officer, only your sexy officer.”
“You know that I could say the same about you, baby and I will. You are so beautiful and I’ll always be your sexy officer, only your sexy officer.”
Benji nods his head and then lays back down on his mommy’s shoulder before falling asleep rather quickly but only after Benji put his blanket over himself.
Benji’s fingers stay lightly within his mommy’s hair after falling asleep. Benji’s would stay asleep all night in his mommy’s arms soundly.
Benji’s fingers stay lightly within his mommy’s hair after falling asleep. Benji’s would stay asleep all night in his mommy’s arms soundly.
November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Benji nods his head and then lays back down on his mommy’s shoulder before falling asleep rather quickly but only after Benji put his blanket over himself.
Benji’s fingers stay lightly within his mommy’s hair after falling asleep. Benji’s would stay asleep all night in his mommy’s arms soundly.
Benji’s fingers stay lightly within his mommy’s hair after falling asleep. Benji’s would stay asleep all night in his mommy’s arms soundly.