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I am considering switching to a flip phone when this one dies
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am considering switching to a flip phone when this one dies
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
All Zombies are henceforth called Danny Boy
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 PM
All Zombies are henceforth called Danny Boy
Wait until she hears about the cursed origami we used to find out who we'd marry.
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Wait until she hears about the cursed origami we used to find out who we'd marry.
And I need 2 girls to eat my ass like that
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
And I need 2 girls to eat my ass like that
As long as you eat my ass in return
November 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
As long as you eat my ass in return
Wish I could make it. Have fun!
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Wish I could make it. Have fun!
Let's go to dinner first.
November 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Let's go to dinner first.
You know, I almost forgot Corden existed.
November 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
You know, I almost forgot Corden existed.
Rolling with advantage
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Rolling with advantage
Vigorously and repeatedly
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Vigorously and repeatedly
Those holes do not look ready.
November 2, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Those holes do not look ready.
Going to need a closer, deeper inspection.
November 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Going to need a closer, deeper inspection.
Meet me in my room in 5 minutes. Don't forget your knee pads again.
November 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Meet me in my room in 5 minutes. Don't forget your knee pads again.
You're going to need to open much wider than that.
November 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
You're going to need to open much wider than that.