OfficeBob
@officebob.bsky.social
SPFX and Pyrotechnics. Bunny Dad. Moderate/Liberal hybrid. Unrepentant smartass. My opinion is worth exactly what you paid for it.
When the nurse asks if you have any food allergies but you can’t just be a normal person.
December 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
When the nurse asks if you have any food allergies but you can’t just be a normal person.
I guess I’ll be known as the Screaming Goat Guy from now on.
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I guess I’ll be known as the Screaming Goat Guy from now on.
Trying out the eyepatch I'll be using in a week or so...meet the Captain of the pirate ship Cataract Surgery.
November 22, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trying out the eyepatch I'll be using in a week or so...meet the Captain of the pirate ship Cataract Surgery.
Where’s Charles Darwin when we need him?
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Where’s Charles Darwin when we need him?
Somebody likes me; I was moved across the aisle to an exit row all to myself
October 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Somebody likes me; I was moved across the aisle to an exit row all to myself
Very windy but the view is worth it.
October 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Very windy but the view is worth it.
Birthday concert last night, Blue Frog Studios. Long drive but worth it.
October 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Birthday concert last night, Blue Frog Studios. Long drive but worth it.
My renunciation was finalized on the 17th of September; I received the paperwork - and my cancelled US passport - today.
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
My renunciation was finalized on the 17th of September; I received the paperwork - and my cancelled US passport - today.
For those unclear on the concept:
September 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
For those unclear on the concept:
Aaaaaaand here’s another one…
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Aaaaaaand here’s another one…
Well, I fucking called it…and so it begins.
September 17, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Well, I fucking called it…and so it begins.
Who needs sunglasses when you’ve got wildfires?
September 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Who needs sunglasses when you’ve got wildfires?
Practicing my buzzer timing so I’m ready for “The Call.”
August 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Practicing my buzzer timing so I’m ready for “The Call.”
There’s only so many ways to misspell my name, but by God the barista found a new one…
August 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
There’s only so many ways to misspell my name, but by God the barista found a new one…
First day as a Worldcon panelist is OVAH! One panel today, three tomorrow.
August 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
First day as a Worldcon panelist is OVAH! One panel today, three tomorrow.
Now we know what Crazy Uncle Rudy has been up to…prepping his martyrdom defense.
August 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Now we know what Crazy Uncle Rudy has been up to…prepping his martyrdom defense.
I recently bought some Hawaiian shirts…
August 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I recently bought some Hawaiian shirts…
The new landing platform is much better than having to climb a ladder built into the barge hull.
July 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The new landing platform is much better than having to climb a ladder built into the barge hull.
Here's a list of what each state calls their Medicaid program; please pass this along to ensure that people know what is at risk.
July 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Here's a list of what each state calls their Medicaid program; please pass this along to ensure that people know what is at risk.
Picked these up recently; planning on trying them this weekend.
June 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Picked these up recently; planning on trying them this weekend.
I recently bought a docking hub with a 2 TB SSD; If you understand why my main drive and the SSD have these names then we're of the same generation.
May 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I recently bought a docking hub with a 2 TB SSD; If you understand why my main drive and the SSD have these names then we're of the same generation.
