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Elon Musk
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I forgor my password
September 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Despite popular belief I didnt get my money by buying Telsa or some shit I just make my profit from Mother's and Father's Day
May 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Fug
April 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Im gonna wrestle a gorilla
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April 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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I STREAN PATH OF EXLIE 2 TO YOU ALL AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!?!?

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April 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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I am now sawing off North Carolina
We now have 49 States
DM to be 50th state
Serious offers only
March 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Also I see the stocks going down and honestly I cant handle that rn theres a spider in the bathroom
March 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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On my way to terrorize the public
March 12, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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Arth thou have girth will give birth
March 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by Elon Musk
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just-a robbed a bank AMA
February 28, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Shat my pants
March 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Gyatt damn
February 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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Nvm
officaleionmusk.bsky.social Elon Musk @officaleionmusk.bsky.social · Feb 25
Got Prengent
Due: When Silksong song release
February 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Got Prengent
Due: When Silksong song release
February 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Holy shit the Golden Spacussy
allthegalaxies.galaxyzoo.org All the Galaxies! @allthegalaxies.galaxyzoo.org · Feb 24
A barred spiral galaxy, observed with the Apache Point 2.5m Telescope in the SDSS survey.

It is at redshift 0.018 (lookback time 257.3 million years) with coordinates (212.38486, 14.83183).

29 volunteers classified this galaxy in Galaxy Zoo 2.
A barred spiral galaxy from the Galaxy Zoo 2 project, classified by 29 volunteers.
February 25, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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All my followers has to kiss me on my hot mouth, im feeling romitical
February 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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GIFs arent supported yet fuck
officaleionmusk.bsky.social Elon Musk @officaleionmusk.bsky.social · Feb 24
Me on the way to my Reddit Account
February 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Me on the way to my Reddit Account
February 24, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Looking into this
February 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Im looking into this
mkirschenbaum.bsky.social Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · Feb 24
It’s just bad news all the time now.
February 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Me when I see Big DT
February 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Collect my trucks
February 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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I'm living the meme
February 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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@shutuptylergames.bsky.social Can I come to Luigi Day?
February 24, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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I found you! Faker!
February 24, 2025 at 10:09 PM