I miss my wife

“I don’t want sticky hands, I have sticky enough hands!” - MJ

“I’m a simp for US customary units” -Maria

“Have a good none” - me after too much customer servicing 🙃 (Kathryn)

"Don't fuck birds!" - And

"We're actually very professional, eat shit" - And

"Driving two and a half hours straight to sit in a hot tub with Ricky" - Maria

"are you ready to be a corpse?" -Kathryn

"The basement would be a good place to put a severed head" -Maria

"It's like a schrodingers red flag, but you can hear it meowing afterwards" - Kathryn

Last call for audition sign-ups! Because these are dense re-auditions, there will be NO WALKINS! That means you must sign up before the deadline (today at 10pm) in order to audition! Sign-up link is also in our bio, in our linktree.

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Welcome to the OBP BlueSky account! We're UMass Lowell's student run theatre group.

Here you can find cross-posts from our other social media accounts, information about our general meetings and other events, as well as any other funny posts we want to make!

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