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offbeatwit.ch
what are you complaining about, they implemented 12-hour time formatting just like you asked
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 PM
offbeatwit.ch
luckily it is still available on the most important streaming service: this CD in my house
November 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
offbeatwit.ch
happy birthday! girls night!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
offbeatwit.ch
got my hands on the steam hardware 😋
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
offbeatwit.ch
i have an alternative proposal
September 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
offbeatwit.ch
i am in a layer of DLL hell usually reserved for microsoft employees
System.IO.FileNotFoundException: Could not load file or assembly 'System.Runtime.CompilerServices.Unsafe, Version=4.0.4.1, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a' or one of its dependencies. The system cannot find the file specified. File name: 'System.Runtime.CompilerServices.Unsafe, Version=4.0.4.1, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a' at System.Threading.Tasks.ValueTask.get_IsCompleted() at ClementineBand.ClementineSource.<ActivateAsync>d__37.MoveNext() in D:\projects\ClementineBand\ClementineBand\ClementineSource.cs:line 42 at System.Runtime.ExceptionServices.ExceptionDispatchInfo.Throw() at System.Runtime.CompilerServices.TaskAwaiter.HandleNonSuccessAndDebuggerNotification(Task task) at System.Runtime.CompilerServices.ConfiguredTaskAwaitable.ConfiguredTaskAwaiter.GetResult() at AudioBand.AudioSource.AudioSourceProxy.<CallWrapperAsync>d__79.MoveNext() in D:\ext\AudioBand\src\AudioBand\AudioSource\AudioSourceProxy.cs:line 418 === Pre-bind state information === LOG: DisplayName = System.Runtime.CompilerServices.Unsafe, Version=4.0.4.1, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a (Fully-specified) LOG: Appbase = file:///D:/ext/AudioBand/src/AudioBand/bin/Debug LOG: Initial PrivatePath = NULL Calling assembly : System.Threading.Tasks.Extensions, Version=4.2.0.1, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=cc7b13ffcd2ddd51. === LOG: This bind starts in LoadFrom load context. WRN: Native image will not be probed in LoadFrom context. Native image will only be probed in default load context, like with Assembly.Load(). LOG: No application configuration file found. LOG: Using host configuration file: LOG: Using machine configuration file from C:\Windows\Microsoft.NET\Framework64\v4.0.30319\config\machine.config. LOG: Post-policy reference: System.Runtime.CompilerServices.Unsafe, Version=4.0.4.1, Culture=neutral, PublicKeyToken=b03f5f7f11d50a3a LOG: The same bind was seen before, and was failed with hr = 0x80070002.
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
offbeatwit.ch
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, pearl jam, soundgarden, alice in chains…

what like it's hard?
album cover of Swirlies' "They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days In The Glittering World Of The Salons"
September 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
offbeatwit.ch
me and @owo.me once figured out how to telnet into the server from ingame
August 5, 2025 at 1:02 AM
offbeatwit.ch
this thing looks so fake
July 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
offbeatwit.ch
"Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you're doing" says marcille from dungeon meshi
July 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
offbeatwit.ch
surely i can convince my friends to buy it now!!

today i managed to embed this guy in the wall. they were not happy about it
June 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
offbeatwit.ch
every so often i think about this tweet again and start laughing
June 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
offbeatwit.ch
i assume this thought is also what possessed fiona apple one morning in 1997
fiona apple wearing a suit of armour on the new york subway, 1997
May 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
offbeatwit.ch
one time the the dev of trombone champ tried upgrading from unity 2019 to 2021 and we had a brief beautiful moment of the funniest rendering issues imaginable
April 23, 2025 at 10:47 AM
offbeatwit.ch
debugging networking issues truly is like xkcd 2259
[A chart is shown with one horizontal line with 13 ticks (the first larger) and ending in an arrow. There are three labels along the line, at the start in the middle an towards the end before the arrow. Below are two clouds in gray with labels. The first cloud is long and it is getting thinner towards the right. It goes between the first and second label above the chart. The second blob is smaller and of equal thickness and it goes from the last label towards right. Above the chart is a heading and a subheading:] Types of Computer Problems By how much debugging them makes your brain stop working [The three labels above and the two in the clouds:] None Some A lot Normal problems Networking problems [Below the chart, only in the right part of the comic is a comic drawing. Cueball is kneeling before a rack of servers. One of the server blades is extended and connected by a cable to a laptop sitting on a box, which Cueball is using. Behind Cueball, there is a wireless router sitting on a stool, which is connected by a cable to another wireless router sitting on the floor, which is connected to another laptop. From behind him to the right an off-panel voice emanates from a starburst at the edge of the panel.] Cueball: Before noon, odd-numbered packets were laggy, but after noon, even-numbered ones are! It's the opposite of yesterday! Off-panel voice: Are you sure you're okay? Cueball: I'm fine and I believe in ghosts now!
April 23, 2025 at 9:59 AM
offbeatwit.ch
it's like this but more
April 1, 2025 at 1:34 AM
offbeatwit.ch
@topshelfrecords.com ty for the free sampler CD! broke out my finest CD player for the occasion
picture of my playstation 2 slim with the topshelf 2024 sampler CD on top
March 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM