Lizard
@offaim.bsky.social
Go by Lizard or Offaim
🦎 married to @neltruin.bsky.social
🦎 married to @neltruin.bsky.social
Ooooo i have the original one.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Ooooo i have the original one.
Fuck me its that easy?!?!?!?@?
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Fuck me its that easy?!?!?!?@?
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Omg my guy said his first words!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Omg my guy said his first words!!!!!!
ALSO!
I GOT MY FIRST CLEAN CUT WITH MY MACHETE.
GOD DAMN THAT WAS LIKE BUTTER.
I GOT MY FIRST CLEAN CUT WITH MY MACHETE.
GOD DAMN THAT WAS LIKE BUTTER.
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ALSO!
I GOT MY FIRST CLEAN CUT WITH MY MACHETE.
GOD DAMN THAT WAS LIKE BUTTER.
I GOT MY FIRST CLEAN CUT WITH MY MACHETE.
GOD DAMN THAT WAS LIKE BUTTER.
Also slowly getting at our narnia portal into our neighbors backyard.
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Also slowly getting at our narnia portal into our neighbors backyard.
Just got on the rapture bus !
They said I had an invitation!
Cant wait to pick you guys up!
They said I had an invitation!
Cant wait to pick you guys up!
November 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Just got on the rapture bus !
They said I had an invitation!
Cant wait to pick you guys up!
They said I had an invitation!
Cant wait to pick you guys up!
Found some of my odd disney pins.
Mostly missing paint
But snowwhite was a choice
Mostly missing paint
But snowwhite was a choice
November 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Found some of my odd disney pins.
Mostly missing paint
But snowwhite was a choice
Mostly missing paint
But snowwhite was a choice
Finally got my guys hung up
Cant wait to see the sun them tomorrow
Cant wait to see the sun them tomorrow
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Finally got my guys hung up
Cant wait to see the sun them tomorrow
Cant wait to see the sun them tomorrow
When im on my way to Elliots fall
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
When im on my way to Elliots fall
Ready fle trkck or treaters
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Ready fle trkck or treaters
Pabst got me with the zilla
October 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Pabst got me with the zilla
And done! Gonna have to out up some new hooks
But soon my plants will have some home made home
But soon my plants will have some home made home
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
And done! Gonna have to out up some new hooks
But soon my plants will have some home made home
But soon my plants will have some home made home
Cinnemark out here selling places for macros to put their paws during zootopia two.
Why else would the sold seats be paw prints.
Why else would the sold seats be paw prints.
October 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Cinnemark out here selling places for macros to put their paws during zootopia two.
Why else would the sold seats be paw prints.
Why else would the sold seats be paw prints.
Made a net thing for glass to be hung up for my pothos plants
Got 3 more
Got 3 more
October 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Made a net thing for glass to be hung up for my pothos plants
Got 3 more
Got 3 more
When you gotta bring out the
COMA INDUCER
for that well needed 4 hours of sleep before work.
COMA INDUCER
for that well needed 4 hours of sleep before work.
October 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
When you gotta bring out the
COMA INDUCER
for that well needed 4 hours of sleep before work.
COMA INDUCER
for that well needed 4 hours of sleep before work.
This is where i said I was gonna quit back at the end of 2008
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is where i said I was gonna quit back at the end of 2008
Fucking killed it they were gone in minutes
October 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Fucking killed it they were gone in minutes
Using my fridge light to charge my lantern.
#lizardlights
#lizardlights
October 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Using my fridge light to charge my lantern.
#lizardlights
#lizardlights
