Evil Odybee 🐝🏳️‍⚧️
odybee.bsky.social
Evil Odybee 🐝🏳️‍⚧️
@odybee.bsky.social
she/they
aspiring supervillain >:3
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Pinned
actually i AM a scientist and i AM PISSED OFF!
i’m no scientist but if i was i’d be PISSED OFF
“gotta catch ‘em all!” they say, making it impossible to do so without buying at least one extra game with it
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
my drag name would be ms. remembering
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
if i ever propose to someone and they say yes im gonna post a picture of us captioned “i liked it so i put a ring on it. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. their finger”
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
my sleepy ass could NOT work in the mattress store honk shoo honk shoo snorrrrr mimimimimi
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
fun new drinking game! watch any comedy youtube video older than 5 years ago and honestly you’ll probably start drinking on your own so i guess there’s no rules necessary
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 AM
you have social anxiety. i get all shy when women are nice to me. we are not the same.
November 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
i really don’t understand when uber sends you notifications begging you to use their app. “i know you’re not planning on going anywhere, but pleeeeaaaaase we really want you to”
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 AM
clicking on any website is like playing five nights at freddy’s with how many things you have to click on when you first open the page before you can actually use the website
October 22, 2025 at 10:34 PM
youtube shorts has ruined the youtube search function, sometimes the stupid fucking app doesn’t give you the option to click “videos” to get rid of shorts and you just can’t get any actual videos after a certain point i hate it so much
October 15, 2025 at 7:16 AM
worm: “would you still love me if i was a human?”
October 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Yesterday, I Asked You to write my wedding vows one line at a time. Here are your vows that I am seeing for the first time.
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
“why can’t i sleep well?” *holds a glorified flashlight 1 inch away from my eyes for 10 hours a day*
October 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
texas rode house? 😳 uh, tmi
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
hey youtube, consider fucking off? damn alright guess i’m canceling youtube premium and finally getting a nebula subscription, jesus christ
October 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
fellas, is it gay to be a man and be attracted to men?
October 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
megachurches are kinda the mr beast of religion aren’t they
October 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
do people who bought hawk tuah shirts still wear them?
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
September 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
call me a gun the way i love to chekhov items on my to-do list
September 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i firmly believe that all trans people are the gender that they identify as. trans women are women, trans men are men, non-binary people are non-binary. an unfortunate consequence of this is that my trans brothers out there DO have to go to jupiter to get more stupider 😔 i don’t make the rules
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
no, i don’t wanna join your fucking email list, random skincare website, just let me read why my face hurts
September 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Reposted by Evil Odybee 🐝🏳️‍⚧️
1 elon supporter vs. 20 hungry wolves
September 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
carbon based life form? more like carbon cringe life form
September 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
“deodorant for men ☝️🤓” “deodorant for women ☝️🤓” SHUT THE FUCK UP
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
it’s kinda insane that i have never once experienced a drifting problem on cheap off brand controllers, but every pair of joycons i’ve had have had one or more problems and my xbox one controller got insane drift after using it for like 10 hours total
September 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM