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O.D. Smith
@odsmithwriter.bsky.social
Writer of things, snarker at a much greater number of things.

https://linktr.ee/ODSmithWriter
Sobek wept...
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Coincidence? I think not.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
And it's time for the monthly film roundup.

VHS Viral was still more tolerable than yet another nonformance against Chelsea...
November 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'd say that was a suitable breakfast for today...
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 AM
From the species that brought you capitalism, the stuffed crust pizza and Spineshank...
October 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I thought they weighed as much as a duck?
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
In the ocean, the mighty ocean...
October 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
It's once again time for the monthly film roundup.

...and, yes, I did watch a film called Donkey Punch.
October 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has told analysts that people without smart glasses may one day be at a "significant cognitive disadvantage" compared to those who do use the tech.
September 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Monday Motivation
September 15, 2025 at 10:48 AM
It's time for the monthly film roundup.

I'm sure at least two of the options wee wrongly labelled "feelgood"...
September 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Wait, there was a time where I bought games off Steam and played them instead of starting my hundredth career on Football Manager 2012...?
August 15, 2025 at 11:10 AM
How it started > How it ended

Thanks for everything, Sonny.
August 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
It's time for the monthly film roundup.

No, that wasn't the sound of popcorn in the microwave for one of the films I watched...
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Today I learned that the ancestors of both Biggie and Tupac sailed on the Titanic.

This detail was captured in this image, showing the sheer amount of beef between eastbound and westbound.
July 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Just a thought, Waitrose: you can actually sell these things as just meringues, rather than draw attention to the fact you expect them to be used in the biggest crime against desserts since that Uruguayan rugby team crashed in the Andes...
July 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Are you looking for a zombie story or thirteen?

Are you morbidly curious what my writing looks like?

Well good news! Thanks to the fine folks @redcapepublishing.bsky.social you can do both, and it releases today!

Amazon: mybook.to/Zombies26
Apple/Kobo/Smashwords et al: books2read.com/u/br8oVA
July 11, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"Hello? Satan? The AI-vomiting slugs are comparing themselves to the Civil Rights movement while taking the name of David Lynch in vain. Yes, I know, you are going to have to build a new area of Hell to deal with them..."
July 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
It's once again time for the monthly Guy Pearce roundup.

FILM roundup.

Sod it...
July 1, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The Windows black parrot cannot hurt you.

It just wants to give you a hug.

It just likes to hug with the inside of its stomach.
June 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Today in "It Came From Facebook", the perfect Father's Day present: a Gundam whisky bottle.
June 15, 2025 at 9:50 AM
"There's always a lighthouse. There's always a man. There's always a city."
June 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
How it started / How it's going

If only Bezos' so-called rocket moved so slowly...
June 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
It's time for the monthly film roundup.

Apparently I was on a six-day bender after the Europa League final...
June 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Admin almost forgot about Giorgio Chiellini...
May 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM