Oddzilla
@oddzilla.bsky.social
Just a city boy, born and raised just north of Detroit...
I'd rather inspire than influence.
I'd rather inspire than influence.
Just read this quote, and it's dang near perfect...
"The older you get, the smaller your circle becomes. You realize you would rather have 2 quarters than 50 pennies."
"The older you get, the smaller your circle becomes. You realize you would rather have 2 quarters than 50 pennies."
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Just read this quote, and it's dang near perfect...
"The older you get, the smaller your circle becomes. You realize you would rather have 2 quarters than 50 pennies."
"The older you get, the smaller your circle becomes. You realize you would rather have 2 quarters than 50 pennies."
There's something therapeutic about washing the bedding and putting the flannel sheets on the bed when it gets colder.
October 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
There's something therapeutic about washing the bedding and putting the flannel sheets on the bed when it gets colder.
She'll never suspect.
September 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
She'll never suspect.
Apparently, I have a preference when it comes to flavored drinks. Honestly, I didn't realize it until I glanced over my desk.
August 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Apparently, I have a preference when it comes to flavored drinks. Honestly, I didn't realize it until I glanced over my desk.
my daughter was not impressed with my interpretive dance to the theme song of "The Great North."
#TheGreatNorth #DadDance
#TheGreatNorth #DadDance
July 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
my daughter was not impressed with my interpretive dance to the theme song of "The Great North."
#TheGreatNorth #DadDance
#TheGreatNorth #DadDance
June 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
It's hard to tell from the picture, but the moon has an amazing color tonight. It's like copper. It's actually quite beautiful.
June 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
It's hard to tell from the picture, but the moon has an amazing color tonight. It's like copper. It's actually quite beautiful.
I don't care how hot it is, Satan. I'm not sucking on anyone's toe for five minutes unless they're buying me dinner first...
May 31, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I don't care how hot it is, Satan. I'm not sucking on anyone's toe for five minutes unless they're buying me dinner first...
May 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ugh. Whatever is seeping out of our poodle, Mabel's rear end smells like raw sewage that's been baking in the sun and then scooped up and microwaved with fish.
April 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Ugh. Whatever is seeping out of our poodle, Mabel's rear end smells like raw sewage that's been baking in the sun and then scooped up and microwaved with fish.
I always find it therapeutic watching squirrels chase each other around the truck of our tree.
April 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I always find it therapeutic watching squirrels chase each other around the truck of our tree.
I don't remember setting a "Wet poodle nose to the face" wake-up call last night...
#PoodleWakeUpCall #StandardPoodle
#PoodleWakeUpCall #StandardPoodle
April 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I don't remember setting a "Wet poodle nose to the face" wake-up call last night...
#PoodleWakeUpCall #StandardPoodle
#PoodleWakeUpCall #StandardPoodle
I was helping my son fix something that he bought that had a metal pin sticking out too far and somehow, I managed to pinch my finger with wire cutters and caused a couple of small blood blisters to form.
So, of course, I had to make a face out of it. And that isn't easy to do with my left hand. :)
So, of course, I had to make a face out of it. And that isn't easy to do with my left hand. :)
April 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I was helping my son fix something that he bought that had a metal pin sticking out too far and somehow, I managed to pinch my finger with wire cutters and caused a couple of small blood blisters to form.
So, of course, I had to make a face out of it. And that isn't easy to do with my left hand. :)
So, of course, I had to make a face out of it. And that isn't easy to do with my left hand. :)
So my son decided to try his hand at making homemade licorice, and while it did not turn out successfully, I do believe that he has found the lost secret to Roman concrete.
#licorice #RomanConcrete
#licorice #RomanConcrete
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
So my son decided to try his hand at making homemade licorice, and while it did not turn out successfully, I do believe that he has found the lost secret to Roman concrete.
#licorice #RomanConcrete
#licorice #RomanConcrete
I'm a firm believer in second chances. I feel people can grow and heal after self-realization about who and what they were and the hurt they've caused others and can make honest efforts to be better and learn to be who they should be, not only for others but for themselves...
But, GARY!! NOOOOO!!!!
But, GARY!! NOOOOO!!!!
March 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I'm a firm believer in second chances. I feel people can grow and heal after self-realization about who and what they were and the hurt they've caused others and can make honest efforts to be better and learn to be who they should be, not only for others but for themselves...
But, GARY!! NOOOOO!!!!
But, GARY!! NOOOOO!!!!
There's something very rewarding about completely stripping the bed down and washing all the sheets, pillow cases, comforter, etc and finally assembling that big comfy jigsaw puzzle knowing that in a few short hours I'll have an eighth of it all to myself when my wife and dog are also in the bed.
March 24, 2025 at 6:53 PM
There's something very rewarding about completely stripping the bed down and washing all the sheets, pillow cases, comforter, etc and finally assembling that big comfy jigsaw puzzle knowing that in a few short hours I'll have an eighth of it all to myself when my wife and dog are also in the bed.
Proud dad. I made chicken carnitas tonight, and my daughter made and ate 12 tacos from it.
One dozen. The crunchy taco shells.
12. I've never eaten 12 tacos in one sitting. I could. Well, at least I used to be able to. But I didn't.
#Tacos #ChickenCarnitas
One dozen. The crunchy taco shells.
12. I've never eaten 12 tacos in one sitting. I could. Well, at least I used to be able to. But I didn't.
#Tacos #ChickenCarnitas
March 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Proud dad. I made chicken carnitas tonight, and my daughter made and ate 12 tacos from it.
One dozen. The crunchy taco shells.
12. I've never eaten 12 tacos in one sitting. I could. Well, at least I used to be able to. But I didn't.
#Tacos #ChickenCarnitas
One dozen. The crunchy taco shells.
12. I've never eaten 12 tacos in one sitting. I could. Well, at least I used to be able to. But I didn't.
#Tacos #ChickenCarnitas
It's that time of the year when the moon is at just the right spot in the night sky to shine through my bedroom shades, right into my eyes.
Moonlight is a good recharge.
Moonlight is a good recharge.
March 12, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It's that time of the year when the moon is at just the right spot in the night sky to shine through my bedroom shades, right into my eyes.
Moonlight is a good recharge.
Moonlight is a good recharge.
So I'm sitting in the waiting room while my son is having surgery, and I'm scrolling through videos on my phone, and i have a question about one I came across.
Now, I've never been to a chiropractor, so I'm curious. Do people really fart that much when they have an adjustment? Be honest...
Now, I've never been to a chiropractor, so I'm curious. Do people really fart that much when they have an adjustment? Be honest...
March 6, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So I'm sitting in the waiting room while my son is having surgery, and I'm scrolling through videos on my phone, and i have a question about one I came across.
Now, I've never been to a chiropractor, so I'm curious. Do people really fart that much when they have an adjustment? Be honest...
Now, I've never been to a chiropractor, so I'm curious. Do people really fart that much when they have an adjustment? Be honest...
The poodles are not as impressed with my interpretive dance this morning as the bird is...
Yoshi gets me.
Yoshi gets me.
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The poodles are not as impressed with my interpretive dance this morning as the bird is...
Yoshi gets me.
Yoshi gets me.
February 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
February 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
For as many times as I have made meatloaf, I've never been able to get it the way I want it in terms of texture. Never that smoother, internal texture. It usually comes out kind of hamburgerish. It still tastes good, just not the way I want it.
I'll keep trying, though.
#Meatloaf
I'll keep trying, though.
#Meatloaf
February 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
For as many times as I have made meatloaf, I've never been able to get it the way I want it in terms of texture. Never that smoother, internal texture. It usually comes out kind of hamburgerish. It still tastes good, just not the way I want it.
I'll keep trying, though.
#Meatloaf
I'll keep trying, though.
#Meatloaf