I mean, you say "had to explain," but my guess is that you mean "got to explain." :)

I don't know what the problem is. 'Frogger' is a perfectly cromulent word.

I dunno. I don't think a minivan is 1/1000 of a van. :)

Miniskirts seem like they're closer to deciskirts than milliskirts.

Honestly, I'm totally on board with the clothing industry adopting rigorous SI units on things. Sizes are nuts.

Wouldn't a 'normal' be a MEGAmicro? :)

Oh, yeah, terrifying! I used to search around a detected monster, looking for a room with good ricochet potential.

It reminds me of the world map from old Intellivision game, AD&D: Cloudy Mountain.

How are you liking the Trapper? I've got a Snowflake in my party too, and it really prods buttocks.