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Just odd stuff, made for giggles and no other reason.
Images of fake products and the like.
Highku 😄
#poetry #poem #haiku
-THREE LEVELS OF KU-

The lowku is weak.
Reading it is not worthwhile.
Too late, you just did.

Midku is boring,
Wishes it was a highku.
Reader rolls the eyes.

This is the highku.
Puts to shame all other ku.
Weep at its beauty.
May 20, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Yum!
January 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Because why not
January 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
So tender
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sustainably caught wild mermaid
December 26, 2024 at 8:29 PM
December 24, 2024 at 4:51 PM
The more you eat...
December 23, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Similac and Redbull should totally do a collab
December 23, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Netflix inaction figure. I would buy one of these if someone made it.
December 20, 2024 at 3:30 PM
I personally like toast crumbs in my butter
December 18, 2024 at 4:19 PM
So tender
December 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I miss these snacks
December 16, 2024 at 3:48 PM
What flavor of peeps are you still wishing for?

(Not a real product)
December 14, 2024 at 5:26 PM
For when you need to debland your dinner
December 12, 2024 at 8:17 PM
More tender than pork
December 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
A terrifying book cover to infect your dreams tonight
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Is it supposed to make me procrastinate better?
December 9, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Goes together like... well, you know
December 8, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Kids had cooler toys back then
December 6, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Even better than goat yoga
December 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
What does this cologne smell like?

#cologne #elonmusk #x
December 5, 2024 at 12:36 AM
He watches you and criticizes your piano playing
December 3, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Seems like the cockroaches are getting bolder these days. They actually invited me to brunch in my own kitchen.
The fruit salad was okay.
December 3, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Back in my day, everybody did their Bluesky with these
November 25, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Still chalky and not-delicious
November 25, 2024 at 2:20 AM