Oddly Pacific Corp
@oddlypacific.bsky.social
The ghost of 90s past
Absurdist / Writer / Mega Corpo / Multidimensional Entity / Temporal Anomaly
I put the 'ensical' in nonsensical
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Absurdist / Writer / Mega Corpo / Multidimensional Entity / Temporal Anomaly
I put the 'ensical' in nonsensical
https://opcnewsletter.substack.com/
𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕩
June 23, 2025 at 11:35 AM
𝕀 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕜 𝕀'𝕞 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕒 𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕩
OPC Entity Report -
Name: flamingo92
Class: Lesser Entity
Description: flamingo92 is a digital entity, a sentient computer program that displays vague but ominous messages to the user. These messages suggest knowledge of a much bigger threat.
Name: flamingo92
Class: Lesser Entity
Description: flamingo92 is a digital entity, a sentient computer program that displays vague but ominous messages to the user. These messages suggest knowledge of a much bigger threat.
June 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
OPC Entity Report -
Name: flamingo92
Class: Lesser Entity
Description: flamingo92 is a digital entity, a sentient computer program that displays vague but ominous messages to the user. These messages suggest knowledge of a much bigger threat.
Name: flamingo92
Class: Lesser Entity
Description: flamingo92 is a digital entity, a sentient computer program that displays vague but ominous messages to the user. These messages suggest knowledge of a much bigger threat.
𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘!
𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟: ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕤
𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟: ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕤
June 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
𝕎𝕒𝕣𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘!
𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟: ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕤
𝕊𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕒𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕞𝕒𝕝𝕪 𝕕𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕚𝕟: ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕤
ｔａｋｅ ａ ｓｅａｔ
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w̵̝̙̑̽͆̀̃͒̏̕ę̵̥̣͓̥̟̫̹̇͂͌̿̔͑̋͝'̶̡̯̭̳̯̞̪̟̉͆͗͗͜l̸͕̋̍̀̾̍̂̀̾̐̆l̴̠͉̼̏̇̓̿̋͂̚ͅ ̴͉̻̥͗̈́͊͋͑̏̌̚b̴̗͐́͝ë̷̢̢̢̛̗̻̈́̔͐̽̇̾̚ͅ ̵̨͉̻̹͖̜͖͑́͌̅͊̐͛̆͘r̴̗̩͍̪͈̣̗̪͂̓̀̋̐į̴̞̤͎̖̻͈͕́̈̊͊͐͋̏̑̅̕g̴̥̖̲̀̾͋̅̓h̴̪̗̦͚͛̅͑͜͝t̴̡͇̰͖͓̠̑́͐ͅ ̶͚̼̗͇͓̲̹̀̂̔̾͌̾̕͘w̵̧̫̫͚͈̰̣͖̔̕ï̷̘̪̯̯̍t̷̼̘̃̓̊̌ḩ̸̛̻̺̞̱͒̉̇͐̀̐͜ͅ ̷̛̦̞̱̝͇̖̭͆̃̉͋͋̂͊̃͝ý̷̨̧̞́͋́͆̕̚̕ọ̶̗̤̻̪̘͆́̄͝u̴̞̝̅͂͜
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w̵̝̙̑̽͆̀̃͒̏̕ę̵̥̣͓̥̟̫̹̇͂͌̿̔͑̋͝'̶̡̯̭̳̯̞̪̟̉͆͗͗͜l̸͕̋̍̀̾̍̂̀̾̐̆l̴̠͉̼̏̇̓̿̋͂̚ͅ ̴͉̻̥͗̈́͊͋͑̏̌̚b̴̗͐́͝ë̷̢̢̢̛̗̻̈́̔͐̽̇̾̚ͅ ̵̨͉̻̹͖̜͖͑́͌̅͊̐͛̆͘r̴̗̩͍̪͈̣̗̪͂̓̀̋̐į̴̞̤͎̖̻͈͕́̈̊͊͐͋̏̑̅̕g̴̥̖̲̀̾͋̅̓h̴̪̗̦͚͛̅͑͜͝t̴̡͇̰͖͓̠̑́͐ͅ ̶͚̼̗͇͓̲̹̀̂̔̾͌̾̕͘w̵̧̫̫͚͈̰̣͖̔̕ï̷̘̪̯̯̍t̷̼̘̃̓̊̌ḩ̸̛̻̺̞̱͒̉̇͐̀̐͜ͅ ̷̛̦̞̱̝͇̖̭͆̃̉͋͋̂͊̃͝ý̷̨̧̞́͋́͆̕̚̕ọ̶̗̤̻̪̘͆́̄͝u̴̞̝̅͂͜
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June 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
ｔａｋｅ ａ ｓｅａｔ
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w̵̝̙̑̽͆̀̃͒̏̕ę̵̥̣͓̥̟̫̹̇͂͌̿̔͑̋͝'̶̡̯̭̳̯̞̪̟̉͆͗͗͜l̸͕̋̍̀̾̍̂̀̾̐̆l̴̠͉̼̏̇̓̿̋͂̚ͅ ̴͉̻̥͗̈́͊͋͑̏̌̚b̴̗͐́͝ë̷̢̢̢̛̗̻̈́̔͐̽̇̾̚ͅ ̵̨͉̻̹͖̜͖͑́͌̅͊̐͛̆͘r̴̗̩͍̪͈̣̗̪͂̓̀̋̐į̴̞̤͎̖̻͈͕́̈̊͊͐͋̏̑̅̕g̴̥̖̲̀̾͋̅̓h̴̪̗̦͚͛̅͑͜͝t̴̡͇̰͖͓̠̑́͐ͅ ̶͚̼̗͇͓̲̹̀̂̔̾͌̾̕͘w̵̧̫̫͚͈̰̣͖̔̕ï̷̘̪̯̯̍t̷̼̘̃̓̊̌ḩ̸̛̻̺̞̱͒̉̇͐̀̐͜ͅ ̷̛̦̞̱̝͇̖̭͆̃̉͋͋̂͊̃͝ý̷̨̧̞́͋́͆̕̚̕ọ̶̗̤̻̪̘͆́̄͝u̴̞̝̅͂͜
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w̵̝̙̑̽͆̀̃͒̏̕ę̵̥̣͓̥̟̫̹̇͂͌̿̔͑̋͝'̶̡̯̭̳̯̞̪̟̉͆͗͗͜l̸͕̋̍̀̾̍̂̀̾̐̆l̴̠͉̼̏̇̓̿̋͂̚ͅ ̴͉̻̥͗̈́͊͋͑̏̌̚b̴̗͐́͝ë̷̢̢̢̛̗̻̈́̔͐̽̇̾̚ͅ ̵̨͉̻̹͖̜͖͑́͌̅͊̐͛̆͘r̴̗̩͍̪͈̣̗̪͂̓̀̋̐į̴̞̤͎̖̻͈͕́̈̊͊͐͋̏̑̅̕g̴̥̖̲̀̾͋̅̓h̴̪̗̦͚͛̅͑͜͝t̴̡͇̰͖͓̠̑́͐ͅ ̶͚̼̗͇͓̲̹̀̂̔̾͌̾̕͘w̵̧̫̫͚͈̰̣͖̔̕ï̷̘̪̯̯̍t̷̼̘̃̓̊̌ḩ̸̛̻̺̞̱͒̉̇͐̀̐͜ͅ ̷̛̦̞̱̝͇̖̭͆̃̉͋͋̂͊̃͝ý̷̨̧̞́͋́͆̕̚̕ọ̶̗̤̻̪̘͆́̄͝u̴̞̝̅͂͜
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𝔸 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕥𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕
February 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
𝔸 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕕𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟𝕤𝕥 𝕚𝕥𝕤𝕖𝕝𝕗 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕
ｕｎｋｎｏｗｎ ｑｕａｎｔｉｔｙ
February 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
ｕｎｋｎｏｗｎ ｑｕａｎｔｉｔｙ
Ｂｒａｎｄ ｎｅｗ ｄａｙ
𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙬 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙣
𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙬 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙣
January 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ｂｒａｎｄ ｎｅｗ ｄａｙ
𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙬 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙣
𝙎𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙗𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙮𝙤𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙢𝙖𝙬 𝙤𝙛 𝙤𝙗𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙤𝙣
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶
January 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦
𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶
𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶
Yellow on black.
Get the fuck back.
Get the fuck back.
January 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Yellow on black.
Get the fuck back.
Get the fuck back.
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕦𝕡𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕.
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕.
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖.
January 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕖 𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕦𝕡𝕥 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕕𝕖𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖𝕕.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕.
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖.
𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕨𝕚𝕝𝕝 𝕓𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕒𝕥𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕒 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕕𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝕒 𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕤𝕦𝕚𝕥𝕒𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕓𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕕.
𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕡𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕖.
We've nailed down the death of Harambe as a Butterfly Effect Level Event.
When the OPC Time Machine is up and running, we are going back and saving that gorilla.
We -will- fix this timeline.
When the OPC Time Machine is up and running, we are going back and saving that gorilla.
We -will- fix this timeline.
January 17, 2025 at 11:43 AM
We've nailed down the death of Harambe as a Butterfly Effect Level Event.
When the OPC Time Machine is up and running, we are going back and saving that gorilla.
We -will- fix this timeline.
When the OPC Time Machine is up and running, we are going back and saving that gorilla.
We -will- fix this timeline.
You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee.
January 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
You know, this is - excuse me - a damn fine cup of coffee.
𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚜
January 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
𝚊 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝𝚜
OPC's Patented Generative A.I System can create entirely new realities. All you need is to write a detailed description. Once generated, and all legal waivers are signed, your new reality awaits you!*
*ᴼᴾᶜ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ⁱⁿᶜᵒᵐᵖʳᵉʰᵉⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶜʸᵇᵉʳⁿᵉᵗⁱᶜ ᵉⁿᵗⁱᵗⁱᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ⁱⁿʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᵗʸ
*ᴼᴾᶜ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ⁱⁿᶜᵒᵐᵖʳᵉʰᵉⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶜʸᵇᵉʳⁿᵉᵗⁱᶜ ᵉⁿᵗⁱᵗⁱᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ⁱⁿʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᵗʸ
January 13, 2025 at 10:42 AM
OPC's Patented Generative A.I System can create entirely new realities. All you need is to write a detailed description. Once generated, and all legal waivers are signed, your new reality awaits you!*
*ᴼᴾᶜ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ⁱⁿᶜᵒᵐᵖʳᵉʰᵉⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶜʸᵇᵉʳⁿᵉᵗⁱᶜ ᵉⁿᵗⁱᵗⁱᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ⁱⁿʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᵗʸ
*ᴼᴾᶜ ⁱˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˢᵖᵒⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃⁿʸ ⁱⁿᶜᵒᵐᵖʳᵉʰᵉⁿˢⁱᵇˡᵉ ᶜʸᵇᵉʳⁿᵉᵗⁱᶜ ᵉⁿᵗⁱᵗⁱᵉˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃʸ ⁱⁿʰᵃᵇⁱᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʳᵉᵃˡⁱᵗʸ
How freaking cute is this baby gecko though.
January 9, 2025 at 11:14 AM
How freaking cute is this baby gecko though.
Oddly Pacific Corporation
We put the 'ensical' in nonsensical
We put the 'ensical' in nonsensical
January 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oddly Pacific Corporation
We put the 'ensical' in nonsensical
We put the 'ensical' in nonsensical
OPC - The only entity we bend the knee for are the cosmic old ones.
With our help they will usher in a new age and we can leave these fragile meat vessels behind.
Just gotta complete their sixty four step ritual spanning multiple timelines and dimensions first...
It's gonna be a minute.
With our help they will usher in a new age and we can leave these fragile meat vessels behind.
Just gotta complete their sixty four step ritual spanning multiple timelines and dimensions first...
It's gonna be a minute.
January 8, 2025 at 8:04 AM
OPC - The only entity we bend the knee for are the cosmic old ones.
With our help they will usher in a new age and we can leave these fragile meat vessels behind.
Just gotta complete their sixty four step ritual spanning multiple timelines and dimensions first...
It's gonna be a minute.
With our help they will usher in a new age and we can leave these fragile meat vessels behind.
Just gotta complete their sixty four step ritual spanning multiple timelines and dimensions first...
It's gonna be a minute.
Oh I forgot about this thing. Why is two social media accounts so hard to manage? It's literally twice the dopamine.
Anyway here's a picture of some hibiscus looking all fabulous n shit.
[Insert vaguely vaporwavey caption here]
Anyway here's a picture of some hibiscus looking all fabulous n shit.
[Insert vaguely vaporwavey caption here]
December 6, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Oh I forgot about this thing. Why is two social media accounts so hard to manage? It's literally twice the dopamine.
Anyway here's a picture of some hibiscus looking all fabulous n shit.
[Insert vaguely vaporwavey caption here]
Anyway here's a picture of some hibiscus looking all fabulous n shit.
[Insert vaguely vaporwavey caption here]
