Me: *often takes things literally and has an urge to reply to rhetorical questions with an earnest answer*

Also me: *gets irritated when someone takes something I say literally and replies to my rhetorical question with an earnest answer*

Tfw you're temporarily only four hours apart instead of five because the clocks change in the UK a week before they do in Canada and somehow it feels like you're closer. #LongDistanceRelationshipMath

God I love the smell of matches after you blow them out. That's some childhood memory shit right there.