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sometimes when i'm bored i ask chat gpt if they know what it feels like to love
July 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
sometimes when i'm bored i ask chat gpt if they know what it feels like to love
i have found my signature scent
July 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
i have found my signature scent
God made cherries and the devil made them a laxative
July 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
God made cherries and the devil made them a laxative
i think mangoes should be bigger
June 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i think mangoes should be bigger
get to see worms this weekend, super excited
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
get to see worms this weekend, super excited
i have suckled from the teat of a cool mango on a summer's day
June 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i have suckled from the teat of a cool mango on a summer's day
i've been sitting on this for too long - where are all the worms???
June 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
i've been sitting on this for too long - where are all the worms???
i'm going to bed before the sun i'm so giddy
May 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
i'm going to bed before the sun i'm so giddy
what other B and C list celebrities should i dm
May 21, 2025 at 2:00 AM
what other B and C list celebrities should i dm
i'm addicted to the pennies
May 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i'm addicted to the pennies
2 YEARS BITCHES!!!!!
May 5, 2025 at 1:15 PM
2 YEARS BITCHES!!!!!
i'm not gonna make it to 30
April 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
i'm not gonna make it to 30
i have calamine lotion all over my body
April 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have calamine lotion all over my body
did you know first graders are learning multiplication now what are we preparing them for so soon???
April 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
did you know first graders are learning multiplication now what are we preparing them for so soon???
how did i go from having the driest throat in the world to the most clogged nose in the world
April 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
how did i go from having the driest throat in the world to the most clogged nose in the world
rashida jones black?
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
rashida jones black?
i'm substituting google with bluesky for one week stay tuned
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i'm substituting google with bluesky for one week stay tuned
why does Captcha hate me
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
why does Captcha hate me
god gave me more peach cobbler and the devil made me share
April 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
god gave me more peach cobbler and the devil made me share
i see my sister tomorrow bitches!!!!!!!!!!! (god willing)
April 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i see my sister tomorrow bitches!!!!!!!!!!! (god willing)
do dolphins have g spot?
March 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
do dolphins have g spot?
god gave me peach cobbler and the devil gave me not enough ice cream for my peach cobbler
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
god gave me peach cobbler and the devil gave me not enough ice cream for my peach cobbler
all i've had today is peach cobbler and the melted snickers from the bottom of my purse
March 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
all i've had today is peach cobbler and the melted snickers from the bottom of my purse
thank god for the melted snickers at the bottom of my purse
March 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
thank god for the melted snickers at the bottom of my purse
i made a cobbler (peach) so now i'm officially midwestern
March 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
i made a cobbler (peach) so now i'm officially midwestern