Breakfast today is one English muffin and 4 airport beers
December 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Breakfast today is one English muffin and 4 airport beers
All I want for Christmas is to be euthanized
December 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
All I want for Christmas is to be euthanized
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a middle aged man
November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be a middle aged man
Oh to be a house cat with the privilege of knowing prosciutto is your favorite deli meat
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh to be a house cat with the privilege of knowing prosciutto is your favorite deli meat
What’s the science behind why cookies with m&ms SUCK
November 10, 2025 at 7:27 PM
What’s the science behind why cookies with m&ms SUCK
Just had a Regina George protein bar moment with ritz crackers
October 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Just had a Regina George protein bar moment with ritz crackers
Evidently you can take the thug out of the girl and it’s heartbreaking
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Evidently you can take the thug out of the girl and it’s heartbreaking
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The fried hash brown ball is a vessel for the ranch
September 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The fried hash brown ball is a vessel for the ranch
Bitches go crazy for a misty pond
September 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Bitches go crazy for a misty pond
Get this girl a mother effin airport beer
August 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Get this girl a mother effin airport beer
I can’t believe that I grew up on the beach and then just…..moved away
August 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I can’t believe that I grew up on the beach and then just…..moved away
I’ve really been in a super complicated relationship with cheddar and sour cream chips lately
August 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’ve really been in a super complicated relationship with cheddar and sour cream chips lately
I still don’t understand how Australia is perpetually stuck in 2012
August 18, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I still don’t understand how Australia is perpetually stuck in 2012
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Just getting stupider every day I guess
August 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Just getting stupider every day I guess
One time when I was 15 I saw victoria justice at universal studios and she was wearing like a pink mustache so I was looking trying to figure out the occasion and she was really mean about it
July 31, 2025 at 2:33 PM
One time when I was 15 I saw victoria justice at universal studios and she was wearing like a pink mustache so I was looking trying to figure out the occasion and she was really mean about it
My face is sweating so much my sunglasses won’t stay on my face but if you ask me I’ll say I’m doing just fine
July 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
My face is sweating so much my sunglasses won’t stay on my face but if you ask me I’ll say I’m doing just fine
Can I offer you a topical steroid in these trying times
July 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Can I offer you a topical steroid in these trying times
Ok which one of you added me to boot barns mailing list
July 18, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ok which one of you added me to boot barns mailing list
Dijon should be on way more projects
July 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Dijon should be on way more projects
I’m going to ask the pizza place across from my work to marry me
July 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I’m going to ask the pizza place across from my work to marry me
