The cover is what made me go oop need that. It was out of stock before, and of course scalpers were selling it for $100 on eBay, so seeing it back in stock for only $34 I had to get it

I will murder you with my bare hands

Wow, I never would've thought of that. I just love how dildos can thrust and aren't harder than a real cock. What a new, novel concept! What will you come up with next???

Sounds like something a guy who breaks into cars in a parking garage would say

Psh am I sure? Psh yea totally

That laugh after "so far" was you thinking about how badly you're stirring the pot the fandom has simmering for radioapple

So glad I'm not the only one 😂😂 he just looks so so bitable