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Octorio The Salt King
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I'm just a dunderhead who plays games, makes stupid memes, and Splatoon GMOD posters of maybe halfway decent quality, maybe....

26 Years Old - Splatoon Fan - 18+ but SFW - Possibly Inept - Not involved with the rest of the Splatoon GMOD/SFM Community...
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Octorio The Salt King @octoriothesaltking.bsky.social · Oct 20
Allow Me to introduce myself... I'm Octorio The Salt King, i do Splatoon GMOD Posters (of maybe passable quality), I do play other games, And i make memes of also maybe passable quality. And i have cats too, Blue Sky seems to like those, so yeey. and that's about it...

#Splatoon #SplatoonArt
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So uhhh, American thanksgiving is nearby. Here's the thing, i'm a Canadian, and OUR thanksgiving happened in early October...

Soooooo, here, have this i guess????

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Golden Girl gets confused when told that Canadian thanksgiving happens in early October....
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Satanica is planning to buy some alcohol for the holiday season. Hopefully its for other people for christmas, and NOT herself, 'cause if its for herself, the planet we call earth is gonna be dealing with some true horrors....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio witnesses Satanica look at alcohol, hoping it's for other people, and not herself....
November 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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"Satanica, what the hell is this???? Why hast thou done this??? Why do you do this??? Hungry??? Bored??? Whatever... juuust have fun i guess..." - Gothia

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #TABS
Gothia and Satanica stand in front of a Viking army from Totally Accurate Battle Simulator...
November 20, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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Octorio brought Lilly over to play some browser games from their childhoods, and nostalgia kicks in REAL hard...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc
Octorio and Lilly play the flash game called "Foul Play"
November 18, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I have committed horrible crimes whilst playing The Crew Motorfest today, but this one was BY FAR the worst one....
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Is it a tad early??? Is it too late??? Well idfk, i'm just a dumbass from Canada. I say let yerself go in to christmas season mode when yer good and ready to do so....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Twisty stand in front of a window whilst it snows....
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Yes Octorio, ya big dolt. Your two best friends just figured out what cursed christmas gift they're gonna get you this year....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Gothia, and Lilly are sitting and smiling whilst Octorio sits confused....
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Quite a sight to wake up to, eh???
Photo of a snowey backyard...
November 9, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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To be fair tho, Gothia DOES own a bar, and has wide knowledge on cocktails and other drinks....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio has Gothia play "The Right Mix"
November 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Lilly's taking her friends to an Italian place that she thought looked neat, but unfortunately.....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio informs his friends that the place they're at isn't rated brilliantly....
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Even during the championship race, i can't escape the grey dingbat...

#NASCAR #cat
November 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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It's a new month, but how did "The Terrible Quadra's" NFL teams do in October??? I think their reactions say it best....

#Splatoon#Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD #NFL
Octorio, Lilly, Gothia, and Golden Girl react to the standings of their NFL teams...
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Happy Halloween BlueSky!!!! Stay safe out there, AND, if yer canadian (like me...), Happy Hopefully World Series title night, provided they actually win it tonight, or at all. Regardless of which one you're taking part in, be kind, and don't be a douche, there be kids out there tonight....
Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia stand inside a buncha backgrounds, bats, and other spooky assortments...
October 31, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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The Blood Moon has risen, marking the end of "The Haunting Event", a 30 day invasion of creatures and paranormal entities that were once thought to be works of fiction, or urban legend...

#Splatoon #Splatoonart #Splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Satanica watch the Blood Moon as it hangs in the sky...
October 31, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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They said Bloody Mary only shows up on mirrors.... Yeah right. This'll be the last time he'll listen to those urban legends.....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio is sleeping, while Bloody Mary has spawned behind him....
October 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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There are no creatures, only forest. The sky is black, full moon and some clouds. The blood moon will rise on the 30th, Halloween arrives the next day, ending the yearly nightmare for her, and her friends. The month long event will end with spooky fun....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Satanica stands fearful in the middle of a dark forest...
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Octorio and friends are out on an evening walk (again), but a very green, very gooey Slimer is on pursuit. I hear he's just looking for something to eat tho, so they're prolly fine...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio, Lilly, and Gothia are being pursued by Slimer, who's very hungry and is just looking for something to eat....
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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The battle has concluded, the Blue Jays are going to the world series. The Red Cherry from Canada is happy, The Orange from Seattle is not. Sports really do bring out the worst in us, huh???

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #MLB #TorontoBlueJays #WorldSeries
Octorio celebrates his team advancing to the World Series, whilst Lilly falls to the ground and asks: "why???"
October 21, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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A brutal battle taking place between The Orange from Seattle, and The Red Cherry from Canada. Only one will feast in it's conclusion. See y'all tomorrow night...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD #MLB #mlbplayoffs
Lilly Krakenhouser and Octorio ready and waiting for the final showdown on Monday night during the MLB Playoff battle between the Seattle Mariners and the Toronto Blue Jays....
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Dr. Menard has found herself in a not so safe situation. She's not sure where her wife is, and there's not much she can do but hope and prey that her wife's "My Wife Is In Danger" senses kick in....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Dr. Menard is in a room lit by red flares. The room is dark and creepy, and she hopes she's not in any actual danger....
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Michael Myers chased Lilly into a Best Buy, and the only thing on she can really do now is get the fuck outta there WITHOUT getting spotted, which is very, VERY difficult...

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Lilly is hiding in a Best Buy whilst Michael Myers is looking for his next sea based, inky victim....
October 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Authorities have been giving warning about vampire sightings throughout the city. Now, weather or not Golden Girl got those warnings is a whole other question....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
A vampire is staring at Golden Girl as she's dipping her feet in the water....
October 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Octorio and Gothia are watching bad horror movies, but Gothia feel asleep because these movies were THAT bad....

...Unfortunately, someone else was nearby to witness the horrors, and they ain't happy...

#splatoon #splatoonoc #splatoonart #GMOD
Octorio is watching bad horror movies with Gothia sleeping on his lap, whilst Ghostface watches both them, AND the horrors on the TV screen....
October 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Walking in a dark forest with your friend sounds like a great idea....

...until it isn't

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Two friends walk in a dark forest when they encounter Leatherface....
October 8, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Urban Exploration during the spooky month of October can lead some people to go mad. Octorio and Satanica agree that they should probably leave soon....

#splatoon #splatoonart #splatoonoc #GMOD
Octorio and Satanica are urban exploring during the cures of spooky month, and they come across previous explorers, who went mad and had some things to say, or rather, write....
October 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM