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Our collective minds are an ocean we spill our brain juice called ideas into, but what is left of ourselves??
My friend just started a business 😢
September 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My friend just started a business 😢
I can't believe this was the only movie I chose to watch this week. It's as bad, if not worse, than what everyone says. Cannot think of a single redeeming quality this movie possesses.
August 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I can't believe this was the only movie I chose to watch this week. It's as bad, if not worse, than what everyone says. Cannot think of a single redeeming quality this movie possesses.
Culture died when the GEICO gecko became a celebrity in his own universe
August 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Culture died when the GEICO gecko became a celebrity in his own universe
Gay be people can never say "she looks pretty anymore" it's always some shit like "She must have threw her booty over Hoover cause she got a dam fine ass"
August 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Gay be people can never say "she looks pretty anymore" it's always some shit like "She must have threw her booty over Hoover cause she got a dam fine ass"
Let's see what kind of fun, happy shenanigans Takopi gets into this time!
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July 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Let's see what kind of fun, happy shenanigans Takopi gets into this time!
I need to fkn PEE bros
July 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I need to fkn PEE bros
Just watched the first episode of Suits. It's like American Psycho for people who actually want to be Patrick Bateman
July 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just watched the first episode of Suits. It's like American Psycho for people who actually want to be Patrick Bateman
This is going to be the most aura-filled battle of the decade
July 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
This is going to be the most aura-filled battle of the decade
What a hideous little gremlin
July 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What a hideous little gremlin
My bathtub drain was clogged since last week and was too lazy to clean it so I only took one small shower since then. Unclogged it today so this is about to be one of the best showers the world has ever seen
June 25, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My bathtub drain was clogged since last week and was too lazy to clean it so I only took one small shower since then. Unclogged it today so this is about to be one of the best showers the world has ever seen
Ok, my mom may be *too* emotionally healthy
June 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ok, my mom may be *too* emotionally healthy
Retirement here I come 😁
April 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Retirement here I come 😁
Just said "preggers" in front of my dad kill me now
April 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Just said "preggers" in front of my dad kill me now
His and Hers corns
April 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
His and Hers corns
Two guys in a discord server sitting a voice channel apart because they're not gay
April 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Two guys in a discord server sitting a voice channel apart because they're not gay
Is @tgmempodcast.bsky.social a fan of the Wishmaster series by any chance?
March 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Is @tgmempodcast.bsky.social a fan of the Wishmaster series by any chance?
I thought for sure the punchline to the no-arms-and-no-legs joke in the action Jackson @tgmempodcast.bsky.social episode was gonna be "Doug" but Phil was honestly better
March 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I thought for sure the punchline to the no-arms-and-no-legs joke in the action Jackson @tgmempodcast.bsky.social episode was gonna be "Doug" but Phil was honestly better
Ok yeah Ne Zha 2 lives up to the hype. The animated equivalent of RRR (a "foreign" film that leans into its culture with a heavy emphasis on the Rule of Cool but with enough heart to back it up and tell a truly epic story)
February 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Ok yeah Ne Zha 2 lives up to the hype. The animated equivalent of RRR (a "foreign" film that leans into its culture with a heavy emphasis on the Rule of Cool but with enough heart to back it up and tell a truly epic story)
This is the old Twitter whiplash I've been missing. Love you David, I'm sure he would have loved this screenshot
January 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is the old Twitter whiplash I've been missing. Love you David, I'm sure he would have loved this screenshot
At least California now knows what it was like fighting on the front lines of Malevelon Creek
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January 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
At least California now knows what it was like fighting on the front lines of Malevelon Creek
Idk if anyone plays Pokemon TCG Pocket on here but I just have to share how bad my luck is. 14 flips and only 4 heads.
January 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Idk if anyone plays Pokemon TCG Pocket on here but I just have to share how bad my luck is. 14 flips and only 4 heads.
My first coffee of 2025 kinda blows ngl
January 1, 2025 at 4:07 PM
My first coffee of 2025 kinda blows ngl
If you're a guy in your early 20s buy a smiling Torkoal.
Go into debt if you have to.
Having a smiling Torkoal communicates status to women and business relationships.
Go into debt if you have to.
Having a smiling Torkoal communicates status to women and business relationships.
December 31, 2024 at 4:30 AM
If you're a guy in your early 20s buy a smiling Torkoal.
Go into debt if you have to.
Having a smiling Torkoal communicates status to women and business relationships.
Go into debt if you have to.
Having a smiling Torkoal communicates status to women and business relationships.
Just saw Nosferatu. Really enjoyed the soft glow of the lighting, often contrasted with the monochrome sharpness when His influence is over the scene. Beyond that, Eggers really knows how to make a few "wow" shots.
December 29, 2024 at 12:20 AM
Just saw Nosferatu. Really enjoyed the soft glow of the lighting, often contrasted with the monochrome sharpness when His influence is over the scene. Beyond that, Eggers really knows how to make a few "wow" shots.