OctoPrime
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Hi, I'm Octo! The Mysterious Contraption from the Depths of the Sea
this Is perhaps the least surprising thing I’ve ever learned
September 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
this Is perhaps the least surprising thing I’ve ever learned
Apocalypse has the most prominent lips, so I assume he knows how to use them
September 6, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Apocalypse has the most prominent lips, so I assume he knows how to use them
Ah jeez, this is hard…
Wolverine
Gambit
Jubilee
Rogue
Nightcrawler
Wolverine
Gambit
Jubilee
Rogue
Nightcrawler
August 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ah jeez, this is hard…
Wolverine
Gambit
Jubilee
Rogue
Nightcrawler
Wolverine
Gambit
Jubilee
Rogue
Nightcrawler
The Half Dressed Ladies
August 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
The Half Dressed Ladies
I figure there’s at least a 90% chance giant robots will show up to ruin everyone’s fun.
August 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I figure there’s at least a 90% chance giant robots will show up to ruin everyone’s fun.
I’ve been saying this since 1992
August 11, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I’ve been saying this since 1992
Callico, but if I’m allowed to vote for two, it’d be Callico and Ember
August 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Callico, but if I’m allowed to vote for two, it’d be Callico and Ember
You’re speaking truth to power here
August 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You’re speaking truth to power here
Youve turned those two from “the guys I never really cared about” to two of my favourite series of the last decade so managing a hat-trick would be pretty swell
July 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Youve turned those two from “the guys I never really cared about” to two of my favourite series of the last decade so managing a hat-trick would be pretty swell
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Butthole, Robert Ford
June 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Butthole, Robert Ford
To live and die in Buttholes
June 29, 2025 at 10:33 AM
To live and die in Buttholes
To be fair this *does* lead to the funniest Roy Thomas comic.
We’re grading on a scale, mind.
We’re grading on a scale, mind.
June 28, 2025 at 6:51 PM
To be fair this *does* lead to the funniest Roy Thomas comic.
We’re grading on a scale, mind.
We’re grading on a scale, mind.
Wow y’all were not overstating how much he just… is Lando
June 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Wow y’all were not overstating how much he just… is Lando
I can’t believe all the trouble she put the Beatles through
June 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I can’t believe all the trouble she put the Beatles through
It was 90 straight minutes of me yelling “HELL YEAH!” at my tv
If not for Prey, it would be far and away my favorite movie of the series
If not for Prey, it would be far and away my favorite movie of the series
June 7, 2025 at 11:43 AM
It was 90 straight minutes of me yelling “HELL YEAH!” at my tv
If not for Prey, it would be far and away my favorite movie of the series
If not for Prey, it would be far and away my favorite movie of the series
Seems like a reasonable request, can’t see any reason I wouldn’t.
May 18, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Seems like a reasonable request, can’t see any reason I wouldn’t.
My stale brain is not spry enough for these mind-ticklers
May 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My stale brain is not spry enough for these mind-ticklers
Wow, I didn’t realize how much of podcast making hinged around ridiculing your wife
May 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wow, I didn’t realize how much of podcast making hinged around ridiculing your wife
I have never seen a more inflammatory statement
May 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I have never seen a more inflammatory statement
I’m going to need to see some evidence when you make an outrageous claim like this
May 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m going to need to see some evidence when you make an outrageous claim like this
I have asked Myself this same question at least once a week for the same reason
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have asked Myself this same question at least once a week for the same reason
I mean, it’s got Dracula robbing people for hamburger-money.
Ain’t gonna see that in a prestige drama
Ain’t gonna see that in a prestige drama
May 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I mean, it’s got Dracula robbing people for hamburger-money.
Ain’t gonna see that in a prestige drama
Ain’t gonna see that in a prestige drama
It was my introduction to the ToD comic, in fact.
I don’t know if I’d call it good, but it was certainly the best Marvel movie until Howard the Duck came out.
I don’t know if I’d call it good, but it was certainly the best Marvel movie until Howard the Duck came out.
May 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
It was my introduction to the ToD comic, in fact.
I don’t know if I’d call it good, but it was certainly the best Marvel movie until Howard the Duck came out.
I don’t know if I’d call it good, but it was certainly the best Marvel movie until Howard the Duck came out.
Fun fact; that issue of Tomb of Dracula marked the start of an arc that was eventually adapted into the animated movie Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned.
Which is better known for the gif of Dracula eating a hamburger than anything else.
Which is better known for the gif of Dracula eating a hamburger than anything else.
a cartoon doctor strange is eating a hamburger in front of a sign that says n.t.
ALT: a cartoon doctor strange is eating a hamburger in front of a sign that says n.t.
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May 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fun fact; that issue of Tomb of Dracula marked the start of an arc that was eventually adapted into the animated movie Dracula: Sovereign of the Damned.
Which is better known for the gif of Dracula eating a hamburger than anything else.
Which is better known for the gif of Dracula eating a hamburger than anything else.
Learning that that Howard the Duck story was based on a true story really helped explained why it is the way it is.
Men will literally write a story about a talking duck learning Kung fu than go to therapy.
Men will literally write a story about a talking duck learning Kung fu than go to therapy.
May 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Learning that that Howard the Duck story was based on a true story really helped explained why it is the way it is.
Men will literally write a story about a talking duck learning Kung fu than go to therapy.
Men will literally write a story about a talking duck learning Kung fu than go to therapy.