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you are probably underestimating the opportunity cost
do you really think people would do that 🥺 forcefully asset things they know to be false?
April 22, 2023 at 8:01 AM
wbu
April 13, 2023 at 12:41 AM
something + something then culminating in mass psychosocial manipulation and melodrama
April 13, 2023 at 12:40 AM
she took everything.
April 12, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Oh Daniel you crack me up with these 😂😂

If MY cat was an accountant… well, then I bet I wouldn’t have to pay this damn divorce settlement!!

Say hi to the kids for me 👋
April 12, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Congrats! Bro I’m in the same boat. Just got a new gig that gives enough for martial arts + gym membership…

I’m thinking 2x strength, 2x bodybuilding/bulletproofing, and 4x a week martial arts. With some overlapping sessions on training days. Wbu
April 12, 2023 at 9:35 PM
in many ways, I agree
April 12, 2023 at 4:50 AM
every day
April 12, 2023 at 4:48 AM
this pitch is heavenly
April 12, 2023 at 4:20 AM
bro what’s the equivalent of the sandpit for adults that shit was my bread and butter for making lifelong homies
April 12, 2023 at 4:19 AM
I used to think this song was an exaggeration but now I reckon it’s an understatement

https://open.spotify.com/track/7BuzJmV2h6eBbSDdRaDY7C?si=huuK5SBMRa2mIR14U4iXJg&context=spotify%3Asearch%3Afame%2Btale%2B&dd=1
Fake Tales Of San Francisco
Arctic Monkeys · Song · 2006
open.spotify.com
April 12, 2023 at 4:18 AM
shit what the fuck I had no idea you were embezzled with so much lean, dry, pure contractile tissue
April 12, 2023 at 4:16 AM
post mog
April 12, 2023 at 4:14 AM
that swan is a paid actor
April 12, 2023 at 12:00 AM
writing plans out by hand beside candlelight tickles a deeply entrenched part of my being. idk what my ancestors were doing in earlier centuries but they must’ve penned some bangers
April 11, 2023 at 9:56 PM
based
April 11, 2023 at 9:21 AM