—𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨𝙂𝙞𝙛𝙩𝙏𝙤𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨
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𝗔𝘀 𝗮 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗽𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗕𝗨𝗥𝗕, 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗴𝗲-𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗱𝗶𝗹𝗲𝗺𝗻𝗮 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗴𝗲. 𝗡𝗮𝗺𝗲𝗹𝘆, 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝘀𝗸 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳...
𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙤 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩?
𝙄𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙙, 𝙤𝙧 𝙙𝙤 𝙄 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙞𝙩?
i don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
October 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM
i don't knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
home say yung from the squid game 🥹
October 26, 2025 at 11:14 AM
home say yung from the squid game 🥹
what did she mean by this
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
what did she mean by this
This is true. I was the titties.
October 24, 2025 at 7:47 AM
This is true. I was the titties.
Get me a fancy ass suit.
October 13, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Get me a fancy ass suit.
But wait: As an extra middle finger to the player, the code always ends up being something that you ALREADY HAD A COPY OF the whole time.
Once he cheers up he runs the machine again (???? what??) and then your torrent suddenly has better download speeds for some fucking reason.
It sucks ass.
Once he cheers up he runs the machine again (???? what??) and then your torrent suddenly has better download speeds for some fucking reason.
It sucks ass.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
But wait: As an extra middle finger to the player, the code always ends up being something that you ALREADY HAD A COPY OF the whole time.
Once he cheers up he runs the machine again (???? what??) and then your torrent suddenly has better download speeds for some fucking reason.
It sucks ass.
Once he cheers up he runs the machine again (???? what??) and then your torrent suddenly has better download speeds for some fucking reason.
It sucks ass.
So the guy gets super depressed 'cuz of this, and even if you remind him you held up your end of the deal he'll just stay sulking in the corner.
So you have to go and alchemize the code the machine gave you to manually create what he most desires.
So you have to go and alchemize the code the machine gave you to manually create what he most desires.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
So the guy gets super depressed 'cuz of this, and even if you remind him you held up your end of the deal he'll just stay sulking in the corner.
So you have to go and alchemize the code the machine gave you to manually create what he most desires.
So you have to go and alchemize the code the machine gave you to manually create what he most desires.
So you do a fuckton of quests to help him finish it but WHOOPS, it turns out the machine is BROKEN and DOESN'T WORK!!
All it does is spit out a random slip of paper with a captcha code on it.
All it does is spit out a random slip of paper with a captcha code on it.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
So you do a fuckton of quests to help him finish it but WHOOPS, it turns out the machine is BROKEN and DOESN'T WORK!!
All it does is spit out a random slip of paper with a captcha code on it.
All it does is spit out a random slip of paper with a captcha code on it.
It's this huge thing in the basement that looks like it came right out of a fucking Dr Seuss book, and it supposedly creates whatever the user desires most in the world.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It's this huge thing in the basement that looks like it came right out of a fucking Dr Seuss book, and it supposedly creates whatever the user desires most in the world.
This guy is gonna take one look at you after you install the Torrent CD and be like "HMMMMMM.... YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF SOMEONE FRUSTRATED WITH SLOW DOWNLOAD SPEEDS..."
And he'll offer to spruce up the program for you in exchange for helping him complete his ultimate machine.
And he'll offer to spruce up the program for you in exchange for helping him complete his ultimate machine.
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This guy is gonna take one look at you after you install the Torrent CD and be like "HMMMMMM.... YOU HAVE THE LOOK OF SOMEONE FRUSTRATED WITH SLOW DOWNLOAD SPEEDS..."
And he'll offer to spruce up the program for you in exchange for helping him complete his ultimate machine.
And he'll offer to spruce up the program for you in exchange for helping him complete his ultimate machine.
Each one is always gonna have this one extra-hatable dude in it, and since Carapace names change on a session-by-session basis we usually just refer to them by initials.
Derse gets HG (Something like Hackneyed Genius or Hoarding Grumbler.)
Prospit gets PI (Ditto, but more "positive" sounding.)
Derse gets HG (Something like Hackneyed Genius or Hoarding Grumbler.)
Prospit gets PI (Ditto, but more "positive" sounding.)
October 6, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Each one is always gonna have this one extra-hatable dude in it, and since Carapace names change on a session-by-session basis we usually just refer to them by initials.
Derse gets HG (Something like Hackneyed Genius or Hoarding Grumbler.)
Prospit gets PI (Ditto, but more "positive" sounding.)
Derse gets HG (Something like Hackneyed Genius or Hoarding Grumbler.)
Prospit gets PI (Ditto, but more "positive" sounding.)
It won't let you alchemize anything you can't actually HOLD the required grist for, but it'll help keep you topped off.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It won't let you alchemize anything you can't actually HOLD the required grist for, but it'll help keep you topped off.
It's a function of GristTorrent that stores all of the excess Grist that every player in the session collects, and periodically distributes it to everyone who isn't maxed out on what it has stored.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
It's a function of GristTorrent that stores all of the excess Grist that every player in the session collects, and periodically distributes it to everyone who isn't maxed out on what it has stored.
But then you notice they DESPAWN eventually and you think "oh okay this game just fucking hates me"
AND YOU'D BE RIGHT
But not for this particular reason.
This is what the Gutter is for.
AND YOU'D BE RIGHT
But not for this particular reason.
This is what the Gutter is for.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
But then you notice they DESPAWN eventually and you think "oh okay this game just fucking hates me"
AND YOU'D BE RIGHT
But not for this particular reason.
This is what the Gutter is for.
AND YOU'D BE RIGHT
But not for this particular reason.
This is what the Gutter is for.
Then you notice the game doesn't actually stop you from picking up grist that would put you OVER the cap and it goes to waste and you're like "yo what the hell"
So you think you're gonna be chill and cheat the system and just leave the extra lying around for later
So you think you're gonna be chill and cheat the system and just leave the extra lying around for later
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Then you notice the game doesn't actually stop you from picking up grist that would put you OVER the cap and it goes to waste and you're like "yo what the hell"
So you think you're gonna be chill and cheat the system and just leave the extra lying around for later
So you think you're gonna be chill and cheat the system and just leave the extra lying around for later
This is most notable in the early game when these numbers are stupidly low.
You might notice that even some of the imps and even the occasionally large mite are dropping like, upwards of 15~ grist, so you fill out that limit pretty quick.
You might notice that even some of the imps and even the occasionally large mite are dropping like, upwards of 15~ grist, so you fill out that limit pretty quick.
October 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
This is most notable in the early game when these numbers are stupidly low.
You might notice that even some of the imps and even the occasionally large mite are dropping like, upwards of 15~ grist, so you fill out that limit pretty quick.
You might notice that even some of the imps and even the occasionally large mite are dropping like, upwards of 15~ grist, so you fill out that limit pretty quick.