Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
@ocramius.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
OSS maintainer, Laminas, Mezzio, Roave, previously ZendFramework, Doctrine (ORM) Project.
IT Consultant / software architect for a living.
Daily curse of @nyunyu
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@ocramius on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
IT Consultant / software architect for a living.
Daily curse of @nyunyu
[bridged from https://mastodon.social/@ocramius on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
PHP apps that read `.env` are so annoying: if I wanted you to have an environment, I'd pass it to you, not place a file somewhere.
Also, yay for disk access on every HTTP call!
Also, yay for disk access on every HTTP call!
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
PHP apps that read `.env` are so annoying: if I wanted you to have an environment, I'd pass it to you, not place a file somewhere.
Also, yay for disk access on every HTTP call!
Also, yay for disk access on every HTTP call!
feeling lazy too...
November 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
feeling lazy too...
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
Re: last boost https://chaos.social/@dpk/115589097803252590
That LLM-generated OCaml PR is a textbook illustration of open source in the era of vibe coding...
It's got everything:
- PR submitted without the author acknowledging they didn't write it and don't understand it.
- Copyright […]
That LLM-generated OCaml PR is a textbook illustration of open source in the era of vibe coding...
It's got everything:
- PR submitted without the author acknowledging they didn't write it and don't understand it.
- Copyright […]
Original post on aus.social
aus.social
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Re: last boost https://chaos.social/@dpk/115589097803252590
That LLM-generated OCaml PR is a textbook illustration of open source in the era of vibe coding...
It's got everything:
- PR submitted without the author acknowledging they didn't write it and don't understand it.
- Copyright […]
That LLM-generated OCaml PR is a textbook illustration of open source in the era of vibe coding...
It's got everything:
- PR submitted without the author acknowledging they didn't write it and don't understand it.
- Copyright […]
Done some digging around dockerizing stuff in Nix, vs pulling existing images.
Given flakes, the appeal of pulling docker images faded quite quickly: writing my own docker image is not that much effort, and comes with substantially improved guarantees.
Given flakes, the appeal of pulling docker images faded quite quickly: writing my own docker image is not that much effort, and comes with substantially improved guarantees.
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Done some digging around dockerizing stuff in Nix, vs pulling existing images.
Given flakes, the appeal of pulling docker images faded quite quickly: writing my own docker image is not that much effort, and comes with substantially improved guarantees.
Given flakes, the appeal of pulling docker images faded quite quickly: writing my own docker image is not that much effort, and comes with substantially improved guarantees.
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
HTTP has a new method: QUERY. Tl;dr: GET with a body.
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-ietf-httpbis-safe-method-w-body-14.html
#ietf
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-ietf-httpbis-safe-method-w-body-14.html
#ietf
The HTTP QUERY Method
This specification defines the QUERY method for HTTP. A QUERY requests that the request target process the enclosed content in a safe and idempotent manner and then respond with the result of that processing. This is similar to POST requests but can be automatically repeated or restarted without concern for partial state changes.
www.ietf.org
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
HTTP has a new method: QUERY. Tl;dr: GET with a body.
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-ietf-httpbis-safe-method-w-body-14.html
#ietf
https://www.ietf.org/archive/id/draft-ietf-httpbis-safe-method-w-body-14.html
#ietf
There come the renovatebot] [#php 8.5 PRs!
mastodon.social
November 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There come the renovatebot] [#php 8.5 PRs!
It only took me various weeks, but I finally managed to install Windows on a specific computer.
Now blocking its MAC address from joining my network.
Now blocking its MAC address from joining my network.
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It only took me various weeks, but I finally managed to install Windows on a specific computer.
Now blocking its MAC address from joining my network.
Now blocking its MAC address from joining my network.
First Firefox crash this year :O
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
First Firefox crash this year :O
The entire HDD for `/var/lib/pve-cluster`?
Am I completely nuts, if I boot proxmox from an USB drive?
Am I completely nuts, if I boot proxmox from an USB drive?
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The entire HDD for `/var/lib/pve-cluster`?
Am I completely nuts, if I boot proxmox from an USB drive?
Am I completely nuts, if I boot proxmox from an USB drive?
What do we say to death and taxes? Not today (luckily)
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What do we say to death and taxes? Not today (luckily)
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
Hi! Today is my first official day as the Executive Director of Mastodon, replacing @gargon@mastodon.social as CEO. I joined the Mastodon team more than 5 years ago, mostly working for Mastodon in the evenings on top of a 120% day job. I was the driving force behind the incorporation of the […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Hi! Today is my first official day as the Executive Director of Mastodon, replacing @gargon@mastodon.social as CEO. I joined the Mastodon team more than 5 years ago, mostly working for Mastodon in the evenings on top of a 120% day job. I was the driving force behind the incorporation of the […]
It's 1AM, and all I can think about is how to get immutable signed ISOs deployed on my CEPH storage
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It's 1AM, and all I can think about is how to get immutable signed ISOs deployed on my CEPH storage
Considering making a 3-phase mains to RJ45.
Following Unifi's network standards, that would be EtherKiller++++
Following Unifi's network standards, that would be EtherKiller++++
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Considering making a 3-phase mains to RJ45.
Following Unifi's network standards, that would be EtherKiller++++
Following Unifi's network standards, that would be EtherKiller++++
November 17, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Stolen elsewhere, but worth sharing:
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Stolen elsewhere, but worth sharing:
I love the Wireguard Android download page.
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
WireGuard for Android Downloads
download.wireguard.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I love the Wireguard Android download page.
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
This is how it should be (perhaps with a SHA256sum, but you get what I mean): https://download.wireguard.com/android-client/
Wow, a tech announcement that people actually **WANT** to hear?! What's this?
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wow, a tech announcement that people actually **WANT** to hear?! What's this?
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
Oh, yeah, it's Valve, obviously.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKrKTwtukE #valve #steamframe
Oh yeah, I'm at the point where I'm fixing some random AI-generated code committed by others.
Grrrrreat.
Grrrrreat.
November 11, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh yeah, I'm at the point where I'm fixing some random AI-generated code committed by others.
Grrrrreat.
Grrrrreat.
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
RE: https://phpc.social/@sebastian/115529626013968787
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
RE: https://phpc.social/@sebastian/115529626013968787
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
# What needs to change
> The ask isn't unreasonable:
>
> * **Developers:** Implement proper caching in CI/CD. Stop wasteful usage patterns.
> * **Enterprises:** Budget for infrastructure support. If you're saving millions on open source […]
Reposted by Marco "Ocramius" Pivetta
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.” […]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
November 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Someone put this "blue plaque" on a London Tesla showroom to mark his becoming the world's first trillionaire. “World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk. Could have solved world hunger but funded fascists instead. Bellend.” […]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
[Original post on social.vivaldi.net]
Are network people serious? https://mynixos.com/nixpkgs/option/systemd.network.netdevs.%3Cname%3E.batmanAdvancedConfig
systemd.network.netdevs.<name>.batmanAdvancedConfig - MyNixOS
NixOS option systemd.network.netdevs..batmanAdvancedConfig declared in nixpkgs. Each attribute in this set specifies an option in the [BatmanAdvanced] section of the unit.
mynixos.com
November 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Are network people serious? https://mynixos.com/nixpkgs/option/systemd.network.netdevs.%3Cname%3E.batmanAdvancedConfig
Dilbert's "heck" is basically windows
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Dilbert's "heck" is basically windows
Stingy capybara.
November 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Stingy capybara.
PGLoader is an absolute unsung hero: it turns rubbish into usable databases.
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
Original post on mastodon.social
mastodon.social
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
PGLoader is an absolute unsung hero: it turns rubbish into usable databases.
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]
This is the stuff that should be "trending" on github, but it isn't, because it works too well, and everything runs smoothly, so there's not much buzz/discussion around it […]