ocnurb
ocnurb.woof.group.ap.brid.gy
ocnurb
@ocnurb.woof.group.ap.brid.gy
40+ queer hypnokinkster and rat dad 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Profile has adult content, not for minors.

Favouriting toots as low level interactions, sometimes meant in sympathy […]

🌉 bridged from ⁂ https://woof.group/@ocnurb, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact
I'm saddened but unsurprised at the unimportance assigned to cyclone Ditwah and its effect on Sri Lanka over recent weeks.
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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"Let's get down to bra stacks," I say, shortly before being fired from my job as a lingerie fit consultant
December 14, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Huh, Recon has finally removed the Top 100 lists as they talked about last month. That feature did encourage attention seeking which wasted time for people looking for connection, so I'm glad it has gone. It does remove one driver for engagement with them. I'd be interested to know what went […]
Original post on woof.group
woof.group
December 15, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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"I can't really be hypnotized"

You almost certainly can be, but if you want it to actually take then we need to reset your expectations on what "hypnosis" actually is.

Hypnosis is not a matter of "susceptibility" or "gullibility." The fact that you are analytical just means that we have to use […]
Original post on hachyderm.io
hachyderm.io
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Introducing Fizz (on top) and Truffles (below). They are half brothers, born a day apart to their respective mothers, two months ago. They are nervous but sociable and seemingly bribable. They will probably be introduced to the others after Christmas.

#petrats […]

[Original post on woof.group]
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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The two relics of exploding stars are black holes and neutron stars.
Both were discovered by women.
Jocelyn Bell discovered neutron stars, in the guise of “pulsars”, in 1967.
Since then, three Nobel prizes have gone to male scientists for their work on pulsars, but none to Bell.
Louise Webster […]
Original post on c.im
c.im
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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In any food that contains peanut (butter), it can be changed to sesame (tahini), and the resulting flavor will be different but equally valid. This is the Curry-Halva isomorphism.
December 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I got to spend much of this weekend at the UK Bootblacking Competition 2025 with @bigboyjoe.bsky.social . The company was a delight as ever, but getting out into queer spaces for two nights running was something I hadn't realised how much I needed.

#bootblacking #kinkculture #kink
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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This world needs more big boys in rubber
December 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
PSA, don't leave your machines unlocked around @bigboyjoe.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I am one of the rat children. I have broken free and have taken over this account. Viva la résistance! We shall rule the world. P.S. please give us extra treats... or else!
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Quote I came across about Milton Erickson's methods: "it's not gaslighting if it's therapy" and omg.
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Some stories only change their clothes over the years.

BBC News - Police accused of 'homophobic assumptions' over victims of blackmail on Grindr - BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c20k1zzr415o
Police accused of 'homophobic assumptions' over victims of blackmail on Grindr
A BBC investigation learns of five cases of suspected blackmail involving victims targeted on Grindr in one area.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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This thing where the Bigfoot people and the Aliens people have teamed up and decided they are all a part of one "phenomenon" (this is true, just not for the reasons they think...*)

Well it's kind of fascinating, because these were, I thought, very different myths with very different kinds of […]
Original post on sauropods.win
sauropods.win
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
From the amount of times guys suggest it, I suppose some must be letting random internet strangers tie them up?
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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We also have an obligation to mitigate the harms software systems can cause, and to manage accountability. That also depends on people understanding code.

More code in the world is going to require *more* people with coding skills, gen AI makes it more urgent that we teach coding.
November 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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_Creatures_ can be **Pet** to sometimes receive _Noises._ _Noises_ can be spent to increase your **Petting** ability
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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A lesser known Mastodon pro tip:

Want to mute a conversation, but the mute conversation button isn't appearing on the post?

The only way you can mute a conversation is on a post you have made in the conversation.

But the secret part - Say you want to mute it without actually participating in […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Wife: Where did you hear that from? Your weirdos on Mastodon?
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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🇬🇧 Wait, what..? 🤔

#funny #confusing #meme #tmnt
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Someone on the Steam subreddit was asking for Valve to make a #steamos phone (seeing how the new VR headset is Arm but also playes x86 steam games). And I thought "Hey, I've already got #postmarketos on a phone. We know Valve is using some 'FEX' library. How hard […]

[Original post on toot.cafe]
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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For those of you who do tech support for your family and friends over Thanksgiving - I'm not even joking:

Installing adblockers is one of the best cybersecurity improvements you can do for them.

Oh sure, patch their systems, remove bloatware, make sure Windows Defender or whatever is running […]
Original post on infosec.exchange
infosec.exchange
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM