Speaker Johnson, would you be willing to slow down ice operations to divert funds to keep people fed?

Bubba Ho Tep is funny/quirky but definitely has some crude humor to it.

Not funny outside of some ‘80s cheesiness but Silver Bullet was fun when I watched it a few years ago

Oh this? It’s just my I have no idea what project 2025 is hat. Just a funny joke

Oh god, fire up the jet. Hurry!

A blonde one was simply my coffee order”

They have literally said on their shit news sites that when we let people in we made mistakes and accidentally let some bad ones in so they don’t GAF if they mistakenly send some “good” people out

They say it in every comment about bringing prices down “let us deregulate” As the saying goes, every rule and regulation has been written in blood

I read your comic, can you read the washing instructions tag on these old jeans I have. The print is real small and faded and you kinda owe me one

Guns don’t kill people, bullets do. Guns just get them going really fast

I always think of Mark Twains statement “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness” when it comes to reading since books ARE a form of travel and often the only form of travel many underprivileged people can make.

That oversized jacket is proof that pricks shrink when they are cold