oceanwhiskey.bsky.social
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But, I got a gluten allergy. :(
December 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The last two are my favorites, becuase that's the ones that look like your antics have worn him down. Those eyes say "I guess this is my life now."
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yeah, well, maybe execs so old they can recall where they were when we invented cars may have been out of touch with what people want.
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The acorn pikmin is my favorite, love the idea of it wearing a little hardhat.
December 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Damn, I got Other.
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I will not accept this. Fennel and Fionna 4ever.
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I like that he looks like he is about to go into a lazy spiel about a new album he's been listening too while pounding her.
December 19, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Nah, they got crazy status immune, so sheep on left is no go, but the one on the right has a weakness to sleep. You can tell by his model, which is in the eepy stance.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Next year, I'm gonna finally pick up a new kink. Its been too long since I weirded out my friends when I talked qbout my sex life.
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No, the gods merged humans and livestock together.
December 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
You know, when that happens to me, I just let someone else decide. Sometimes I tell them what I want to do, and sometimes I decide on some numbers and assign those numbers to the things I want to do and tell them to pick a number. I don't know if that helps.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Seconding Milwuakee sucking it.
December 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Beautiful. Its a still image, but I love the feeling of movement in it.
December 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I will doing my part! 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Let her come out in her own time.
December 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
"Did a bird just hit the roof of my cockpit?" Common last words of Mechwarriors before getting pulled from out of their cockpit's viewport by an Elemental. You know, other than "AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!".
December 4, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I think all the time I'm might distort when I am at work for too long. The thing that keeps me going is that I work as a custodian and the thought of becoming a toilet-based distortion makes me fist fight negitive feelings.
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
16 kph average running speed and maybe 167 cm?
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
I love B's sleeping face, full on puppy who is so comfortable they just sleep with no guarding.
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Honestly, I'm not sure what to say to people. I talk about how awful things are and how we could change things, not even in a big way, and I still get the same responses. I just feel like people are resigned to whatever they think is possible and change is not possible to them.
November 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
One day, all critters will be babies for us to cuddle.
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hercules, he has photos that are awe-inspiring in its depavity. He is doing things with olive oil and kettle bells you couldn't believe.
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Did you do a creepy chuckle after writing this, or was it meant to be impiled with the dark souls diologue?
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
That's sick!
November 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Nice, Blue Gidget. Definately a gearhead with a weird nasal issue and the one really good one-liner a bunch of people are gonna reference.
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM