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oceanminnow.bsky.social
Minnow
@oceanminnow.bsky.social
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I'm a big fan of slugs, snails, bugs, and other weird little creatures :]

The raccoon in my pfp is Flotilla, the import shop owner from Spy Fox 3! I think she's neat.
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oceanminnow.bsky.social
surprisingly helpful

thank you, corvid from paper mario ttyd
A screenshot of Twilight Town from Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. A crow (or possibly raven) sits on a leafless tree between two spooky-looking buildings. The moon is large behind them, and everything is cast in a red-orange light. The text bubble above the bird says "And yet, tiny sparks of hope gleam in this dim existence, like pearls in the murk." Continuing on from the first image, the bird is now slightly looking down, eyes closed. The text bubble now says "The smallest glow of kindness shines so brightly in this infinite darkness..."
February 8, 2026 at 1:25 AM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
I met the Loams once, but we didn't really get along. Sandy was pretty coarse, and Clay just wouldn't stop talking about "pots" and "getting baked". Got pretty awkward after a while.
An image of a soil chart. It describes the classifications of soil based on the percentages of sand, silt, and clay. Most of the chart is irrelevant to the joke, aside from two specific sectors: The pear-green sector in the very center, which reads "clay loam"; and the pink sector near the bottom, which reads "sandy loam". These of course describe types of loam with higher amounts of clay or sand, but also sound a bit like they could be a person's name.
December 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
yeah i sure am
An image of the post above this one before it was sent. At the bottom, a text box asks "Are you writing in Filipino?" with the only option being "Yes"
October 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
ah good, glad you censored my email address like that
Black text on white background, with some parts blocked out for privacy. It reads: Are you sure you want to unsubscribe from [...] emails? ****@g***l.c*m (Not you?)
August 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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June 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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@werdei.shy.cat
idk if I ever showed you this, but here it is :]
A scrap of paper being held in a hand. It's clearly been crumpled up, but then un-crumpled. On it is a small drawing of some kind of creature with short legs and a long neck-like body. It has eyes sticking up from its head, and a very small tongue sticking out.
May 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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A mug full of tea, with milk and sugar. In the background, you can also faintly see a blurry polar bear with a moustache, sitting in a cardboard box.
May 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
art by me, slug on skateboard (rad)
From top to bottom: - A small, low-detail drawing of a slug - A similarly low-detail drawing of a skateboard - The text "Slug on skateboard" (across two lines) - A large bit of angled text reading "RAD!" with an underline
April 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
discord is screwing with me, what the hell
A screenshot of text from an unsent Discord message. It reads "Yeah so" on the top line, and "I do remember" on the bottom line. The words "Yeah" and "remember" are underlined in red, as though they were misspelled, despite the fact that both are spelled correctly.
April 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Yeah, I can't lie... I'm pretty dang cool 😎
A handheld toy where you press buttons to move liquid inside the toy, causing small plastic rings to be pushed up onto one of two plastic pegs in the middle of the toy. This one has peeps on it, both bunny and chick varieties. Most importantly, however, the right peg is completely stacked up with rings. If you've ever played with one of these toys before, you'll already know that this is actually much more difficult than it sounds!
March 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
wh

firefox what
The address bar in Firefox. In it, I have typed "fa". The "Firefox Suggest" option just below it shows the Wikipedia page for "Fascism", suggesting that this page might be where I intended to go. (it was not)
March 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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you look them in the eye and say you don't want them in your phone
The result of combining Raccoon with Balloon in emoji kitchen: a raccoon holding a balloon with their front right paw.
March 2, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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A screenshot of The Sims 2. It shows a living room. A few sims are around, mainly children either reading books or doing homework. The one sitting in the center of the couch, furthest to the right, is watching the TV on the far left of the image with an expression of utter horror on his face. Whatever is being shown on the TV, it isn't visible from this angle.
November 15, 2024 at 5:31 PM
oceanminnow.bsky.social
Finally tried playing Stardew Valley again

this is amazing
A screenshot of Stardew Valley. The player character is in a playground, sitting on one of those little springy ride things.
January 29, 2024 at 5:58 AM