𝙊𝙧𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙪𝙨
@oceanicmaster.bsky.social
❝ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ ᴀ /ᴋɪɴɢ/! ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏʀ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡꜱ ᴏʀ ᴄᴀʀᴇꜱ!❞ — DC Comics parody.
Pinned
Sudden heavy rainfall, thunderstorm, and nearby bodies of water beginning to violent shift?
The OCEAN MASTER is arriving.
The OCEAN MASTER is arriving.
August 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Sudden heavy rainfall, thunderstorm, and nearby bodies of water beginning to violent shift?
The OCEAN MASTER is arriving.
The OCEAN MASTER is arriving.
“ it’s Atlantean.” he expressed.
he looked at her.
“ do you plan on poisoning it?”
he looked at her.
“ do you plan on poisoning it?”
“ orm. unique name. ”
another sip was taken.
“ i can just pour you a cup. ”
another sip was taken.
“ i can just pour you a cup. ”
“ ah. you can call me….Orm.” She responded.
“ I’ll be sure to try it sometime.”
“ I’ll be sure to try it sometime.”
August 25, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“ it’s Atlantean.” he expressed.
he looked at her.
“ do you plan on poisoning it?”
he looked at her.
“ do you plan on poisoning it?”
“ ah. you can call me….Orm.” She responded.
“ I’ll be sure to try it sometime.”
“ I’ll be sure to try it sometime.”
“ that’s my name. ”
a brow rose.
“ it’s really good actually. ”
a brow rose.
“ it’s really good actually. ”
“ never heard of that.”
he replied.
“ what is a darcy?”
he replied.
“ what is a darcy?”
August 25, 2025 at 10:13 AM
“ ah. you can call me….Orm.” She responded.
“ I’ll be sure to try it sometime.”
“ I’ll be sure to try it sometime.”
“My deepest apologies, o’dear nephew. I didn’t realize your friends would be wary of me MINDING MY OWN /BUSINESS/.”
He looked annoyed.
“ Alas, as I told your surfacer friend, I have more important matters to attend to. I’m literally passing by.”
He looked annoyed.
“ Alas, as I told your surfacer friend, I have more important matters to attend to. I’m literally passing by.”
August 25, 2025 at 10:11 AM
“My deepest apologies, o’dear nephew. I didn’t realize your friends would be wary of me MINDING MY OWN /BUSINESS/.”
He looked annoyed.
“ Alas, as I told your surfacer friend, I have more important matters to attend to. I’m literally passing by.”
He looked annoyed.
“ Alas, as I told your surfacer friend, I have more important matters to attend to. I’m literally passing by.”
“ never heard of that.”
he replied.
“ what is a darcy?”
he replied.
“ what is a darcy?”
“ it’s creme brulee. ”
surfacer?
“ darcy. ”
surfacer?
“ darcy. ”
He sniffed, looking at her. “…..what flavor coffee is that, surfacer?”
August 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
“ never heard of that.”
he replied.
“ what is a darcy?”
he replied.
“ what is a darcy?”
He sniffed, looking at her. “…..what flavor coffee is that, surfacer?”
slowly raising her coffee cup to her lips.
He eyes her suspiciously.
August 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
He sniffed, looking at her. “…..what flavor coffee is that, surfacer?”
He eyes her suspiciously.
looking back.
adjusting her glasses.
adjusting her glasses.
Looks at her.
August 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
He eyes her suspiciously.
Looks at her.
peaking out.
she’s still awake.
she’s still awake.
August 25, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Looks at her.
“ Relax there, surfacer. I have mord important business to attend to thsn to ruin my nephew’s vacation with his friends.”
August 25, 2025 at 9:53 AM
“ Relax there, surfacer. I have mord important business to attend to thsn to ruin my nephew’s vacation with his friends.”
Appears on the timeline from a source of water (í.e pool or lake) like.
August 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Appears on the timeline from a source of water (í.e pool or lake) like.
He examines it closely.
“ Poptarts? I see. I remember those from my time on the surface.”
“ Poptarts? I see. I remember those from my time on the surface.”
poptarts!
they aren’t baked yet.
they aren’t baked yet.
August 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
He examines it closely.
“ Poptarts? I see. I remember those from my time on the surface.”
“ Poptarts? I see. I remember those from my time on the surface.”
Jumps out and lands near the {READER} like this.
August 3, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Jumps out and lands near the {READER} like this.
Reposted by 𝙊𝙧𝙢 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙞𝙪𝙨
“ So what happens when they find a reason to unite to find anyway to damage us, hm? Or when their conflicts & wars affect our oceans?” He smirked.
“ My loyalist told me what took place in your coronation when surfacers attempted to smuggle a magic nuke just because they fear Atlantis when —
“ My loyalist told me what took place in your coronation when surfacers attempted to smuggle a magic nuke just because they fear Atlantis when —
July 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
“ So what happens when they find a reason to unite to find anyway to damage us, hm? Or when their conflicts & wars affect our oceans?” He smirked.
“ My loyalist told me what took place in your coronation when surfacers attempted to smuggle a magic nuke just because they fear Atlantis when —
“ My loyalist told me what took place in your coronation when surfacers attempted to smuggle a magic nuke just because they fear Atlantis when —
“ recall it was you who started this pedantic conversation & you weren’t even the recipient.” he pointed out.
“ your standards & perspective are irrelevant, especially for someone who doesn’t care.”
“ your standards & perspective are irrelevant, especially for someone who doesn’t care.”
July 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
“ recall it was you who started this pedantic conversation & you weren’t even the recipient.” he pointed out.
“ your standards & perspective are irrelevant, especially for someone who doesn’t care.”
“ your standards & perspective are irrelevant, especially for someone who doesn’t care.”
“ It does. Frankly, i’m over childish name calling & put downs from costumed air-breathers & their constant hypocritical existence. It’s unbecoming. of alleged heroes.”
July 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“ It does. Frankly, i’m over childish name calling & put downs from costumed air-breathers & their constant hypocritical existence. It’s unbecoming. of alleged heroes.”
“ Who gave you the authority to tell anyone how they should introduce themselves?”
“ I find it hilarious one called ‘Mister Miracle’ has decided to speak on this.”
“ I find it hilarious one called ‘Mister Miracle’ has decided to speak on this.”
"That just sounds redundant though. Just say you're Orm."
July 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“ Who gave you the authority to tell anyone how they should introduce themselves?”
“ I find it hilarious one called ‘Mister Miracle’ has decided to speak on this.”
“ I find it hilarious one called ‘Mister Miracle’ has decided to speak on this.”
“ i’ll still never understand the behaviors of surfacers that compels thrm to compare all things they don’t understand to their culture pop.”
“ It’s one of the top 3 compelling behaviors they have.”
“ It’s one of the top 3 compelling behaviors they have.”
July 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“ i’ll still never understand the behaviors of surfacers that compels thrm to compare all things they don’t understand to their culture pop.”
“ It’s one of the top 3 compelling behaviors they have.”
“ It’s one of the top 3 compelling behaviors they have.”