ocean
@oceanautical.bsky.social
20, certified zoo pals historian, translucent plastic enjoyer 🏳️🌈
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that coworker you kinda vibe with when he goes on an unprompted transphobic rant #realwagiehours
May 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
that coworker you kinda vibe with when he goes on an unprompted transphobic rant #realwagiehours
episode of king of the hill where dale calls ice on hank because he can't recite the pledge of allegiance anymore
March 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
episode of king of the hill where dale calls ice on hank because he can't recite the pledge of allegiance anymore
guy who wasn't informed the clinton presidency ended 25 years ago "bill sure has been awfully nasty as of late"
February 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
guy who wasn't informed the clinton presidency ended 25 years ago "bill sure has been awfully nasty as of late"
nooooooooo fuck im sorry i didn't mean it 🥺🙏🙏
fuck spongebob and the krusty krab
October 18, 2024 at 2:43 AM
nooooooooo fuck im sorry i didn't mean it 🥺🙏🙏
fuck spongebob and the krusty krab
October 17, 2024 at 10:58 PM
fuck spongebob and the krusty krab
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me explaining to my boss why i can’t work tonight: “but maam, halloween is grinch night”
November 1, 2023 at 2:20 AM
me explaining to my boss why i can’t work tonight: “but maam, halloween is grinch night”
too blue.
the sky is kinda blue today
October 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
too blue.
the sky is kinda blue today
September 3, 2024 at 4:35 PM
the sky is kinda blue today
me explaining to my boss why i can’t work tonight: “but maam, halloween is grinch night”
November 1, 2023 at 2:20 AM
me explaining to my boss why i can’t work tonight: “but maam, halloween is grinch night”
society: super mario
super mario: yahoo!
trans ppl: okay
fucked up, evil silica gel packet: don’t throw away! please do eat!
super mario: yahoo!
trans ppl: okay
fucked up, evil silica gel packet: don’t throw away! please do eat!
September 26, 2023 at 2:55 AM
society: super mario
super mario: yahoo!
trans ppl: okay
fucked up, evil silica gel packet: don’t throw away! please do eat!
super mario: yahoo!
trans ppl: okay
fucked up, evil silica gel packet: don’t throw away! please do eat!
adventure bay residents be like, “oh mayor humdinger hijacked an airliner and is currently heading towards the bay trade center building i sure hope that boy and his dogs do something about it”
September 8, 2023 at 5:03 PM
adventure bay residents be like, “oh mayor humdinger hijacked an airliner and is currently heading towards the bay trade center building i sure hope that boy and his dogs do something about it”
ai essays are like if you were assigned to write a paper on the novel you read except you waited until the final day before the deadline and also forgot to read to novel as well so you just looked up the synopsis on wikipedia and made assumptions from there
September 1, 2023 at 3:22 AM
ai essays are like if you were assigned to write a paper on the novel you read except you waited until the final day before the deadline and also forgot to read to novel as well so you just looked up the synopsis on wikipedia and made assumptions from there
land of the PRONOUNS and home of the WOKE
September 1, 2023 at 2:11 AM
land of the PRONOUNS and home of the WOKE
got a questionnaire from a job application and all the questions look like this
August 31, 2023 at 3:47 AM
got a questionnaire from a job application and all the questions look like this
this place is boooooring
August 22, 2023 at 2:54 PM
this place is boooooring