Dustin Heveron
@ocdustino.bsky.social
New York state of mind; Los Angeles state of denial
ICE supposedly stopping “domestic terrorists” who are just endlessly frustrated civilians exercising their constitutionally protected rights
January 10, 2026 at 3:46 PM
ICE supposedly stopping “domestic terrorists” who are just endlessly frustrated civilians exercising their constitutionally protected rights
i just know i could fly a spaceship so well drunk
October 26, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i just know i could fly a spaceship so well drunk
my girlfriend said she’s taking an everything shower — which i assume is just a regular shower but with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, dried garlic, dried onion, and salt
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
my girlfriend said she’s taking an everything shower — which i assume is just a regular shower but with sesame seeds, poppy seeds, dried garlic, dried onion, and salt
i know a dominatrix hates to see me coming
October 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i know a dominatrix hates to see me coming
say what you will about Charlie Kirk…oh wait actually don’t do that, you’ll get fired
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
say what you will about Charlie Kirk…oh wait actually don’t do that, you’ll get fired
“This is the skin of a killer,
August 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
“This is the skin of a killer,
another month where i can’t pay rent bc no one bought my pitch for a reality show called Temptation Epstein’s Island
July 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
another month where i can’t pay rent bc no one bought my pitch for a reality show called Temptation Epstein’s Island
i hate it when babies are screaming on a plane, it’s like look buddy, this entire flight is going down, you’re not special.
May 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
i hate it when babies are screaming on a plane, it’s like look buddy, this entire flight is going down, you’re not special.
May 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
in terms of accuracy, really it’s a DUI that should be colloquially known as a fender bender
April 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
in terms of accuracy, really it’s a DUI that should be colloquially known as a fender bender
Trader Joes before hoes
March 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Trader Joes before hoes
my newborn baby doesn’t have an immune system yet, so she’s isn’t allowed to smoke unfiltered cigarettes
March 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
my newborn baby doesn’t have an immune system yet, so she’s isn’t allowed to smoke unfiltered cigarettes
i also have the ability to make my entire workday a blank and it’s not Severance it’s called getting blacked out on a Tuesday bc i have a problem, and yet Apple refuses to make a show about that one
March 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
i also have the ability to make my entire workday a blank and it’s not Severance it’s called getting blacked out on a Tuesday bc i have a problem, and yet Apple refuses to make a show about that one
i’m like an adrenaline junkie, but with heroin
March 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i’m like an adrenaline junkie, but with heroin
for Lent i’m giving up sex with Margot Robbie
March 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
for Lent i’m giving up sex with Margot Robbie
don’t complain about getting car sick if you didn’t get car vaccinated
February 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
don’t complain about getting car sick if you didn’t get car vaccinated
defund the Paw Patrol
February 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
defund the Paw Patrol
i scheduled a couples’ massage for my girlfriend and i for Valentine’s Day and my wife is PISSED.
February 5, 2025 at 6:20 AM
i scheduled a couples’ massage for my girlfriend and i for Valentine’s Day and my wife is PISSED.
not Kendrick accepting the Grammys for Not Like Us in a Canadian Tuxedo 😂🙌🏻
February 3, 2025 at 4:46 AM
not Kendrick accepting the Grammys for Not Like Us in a Canadian Tuxedo 😂🙌🏻
what if we shared some ~*forever*~ plastics 🥲💞
January 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
what if we shared some ~*forever*~ plastics 🥲💞
what r some of ur fave types of prudence? mine’s probably jurisprudence.
January 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
what r some of ur fave types of prudence? mine’s probably jurisprudence.
say what you will about Kamala, we wouldn’t be debating whether an unelected member of her regime was doing a Nazi salute on her third day in office. so way to own the libs i guess?
January 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
say what you will about Kamala, we wouldn’t be debating whether an unelected member of her regime was doing a Nazi salute on her third day in office. so way to own the libs i guess?
my entire thing is not wasting energy on people who only bring negativity into my life, so when i say i fucking hate Donald Trump, just know that it’s because i’ve exhausted every other possibility and option, and loathing this lunatic was the only course of action remaining. fucking dolt.
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my entire thing is not wasting energy on people who only bring negativity into my life, so when i say i fucking hate Donald Trump, just know that it’s because i’ve exhausted every other possibility and option, and loathing this lunatic was the only course of action remaining. fucking dolt.
crazy how fans want actors to be obsessed with any comic book character they play — like dude, hire the best actor and they’re gonna do what they need for the role…when i take my car to the shop i don’t ask “Are you OBSESSED with Ford Focuses? Did you love them as a kid?” let them do their jobs ffs
December 19, 2024 at 3:08 PM
crazy how fans want actors to be obsessed with any comic book character they play — like dude, hire the best actor and they’re gonna do what they need for the role…when i take my car to the shop i don’t ask “Are you OBSESSED with Ford Focuses? Did you love them as a kid?” let them do their jobs ffs