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July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Despite the confusion and worry that tensions in this economic dispute could escalate, the United States has not ruled out negotiating more favorable agreements with Hell. We will see in the coming weeks whether or not a compromise can be reached.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Despite the confusion and worry that tensions in this economic dispute could escalate, the United States has not ruled out negotiating more favorable agreements with Hell. We will see in the coming weeks whether or not a compromise can be reached.
A 50% tariff means that any compacts made will only be half as viable as before. Competitive Demons will have to raise the price of compacts to compensate, but with the Mortal's soul being the baseline cost for most contractors, there really isn't any room to go from here."
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
A 50% tariff means that any compacts made will only be half as viable as before. Competitive Demons will have to raise the price of compacts to compensate, but with the Mortal's soul being the baseline cost for most contractors, there really isn't any room to go from here."
Lesser Demons are also flocking to social media to comment on the news. Caisyltharna, Furie of the Overflowing Chalice and Union Chair of Soul Contractors Local 1666, located on the 2nd Layer of Hell (Lust), was quick to post, "It's hard enough as it is to make a demonic pact worthwhile.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Lesser Demons are also flocking to social media to comment on the news. Caisyltharna, Furie of the Overflowing Chalice and Union Chair of Soul Contractors Local 1666, located on the 2nd Layer of Hell (Lust), was quick to post, "It's hard enough as it is to make a demonic pact worthwhile.
Greater Demons will continue to protect the interests of ALL Demonkind, even against this vile affront to the Natural Order of Eternal Damnation." Adam Smith, Senior Advisor to the Economic Minister of the 4th Layer of Hell (Greed), declined to comment on the news at his press briefing earlier today
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Greater Demons will continue to protect the interests of ALL Demonkind, even against this vile affront to the Natural Order of Eternal Damnation." Adam Smith, Senior Advisor to the Economic Minister of the 4th Layer of Hell (Greed), declined to comment on the news at his press briefing earlier today
Economic Minister of the 3rd Layer of Hell (Gluttony), Shanarl, Elder Putrescence of the Gaumless Castration on X, "The US' announcement against the Confederacy of Hell is Unprecedented and Unacceptable. We haven't seen this kind of opposition from our Mortal allies since DOOM II, Hell on Earth.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Economic Minister of the 3rd Layer of Hell (Gluttony), Shanarl, Elder Putrescence of the Gaumless Castration on X, "The US' announcement against the Confederacy of Hell is Unprecedented and Unacceptable. We haven't seen this kind of opposition from our Mortal allies since DOOM II, Hell on Earth.
While Hell's President, Lucifer, has not yet made any public statements addressing the United States' actions nor the Satanic Confederacy's retaliatory tariffs, some economic advisors from the higher Layers have been vocal about their disdain for the newly announced arrangements.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
While Hell's President, Lucifer, has not yet made any public statements addressing the United States' actions nor the Satanic Confederacy's retaliatory tariffs, some economic advisors from the higher Layers have been vocal about their disdain for the newly announced arrangements.
"[...] given how different the Layers are, it would be accurate to equating this as announcing a single, blanket tariff against all of Africa."
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"[...] given how different the Layers are, it would be accurate to equating this as announcing a single, blanket tariff against all of Africa."
with no discretion given to the individual members which make up the broader coalition. Miskatonic University alumnus Dr. Gunther Rott, professor of economic, noted publicly in an academic bulletin that [...]
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
with no discretion given to the individual members which make up the broader coalition. Miskatonic University alumnus Dr. Gunther Rott, professor of economic, noted publicly in an academic bulletin that [...]
One interesting detail is that the tariffs announced by the United States have been directed at the Satanic Confederacy of Hell, rather than at the individual Layers. This action is tantamount to announcing a blanket tariff on the entire European Union, [...]
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
One interesting detail is that the tariffs announced by the United States have been directed at the Satanic Confederacy of Hell, rather than at the individual Layers. This action is tantamount to announcing a blanket tariff on the entire European Union, [...]
Since Hell is the largest importer of United States pedophiles, fine-tuning the amount that those are tariffed will almost certainly be Hell's greatest asset in steering the imminent trade war in a favorable direction.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Since Hell is the largest importer of United States pedophiles, fine-tuning the amount that those are tariffed will almost certainly be Hell's greatest asset in steering the imminent trade war in a favorable direction.
Regardless of its intentionality, Hell has responded with announcing a reciprocal tariff against the United States of 50% on all goods, though this seems to be an introductory measure, with percentages for specific classes of goods to be announced in the coming days.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Regardless of its intentionality, Hell has responded with announcing a reciprocal tariff against the United States of 50% on all goods, though this seems to be an introductory measure, with percentages for specific classes of goods to be announced in the coming days.
Other counter that the specific percentage of this new tariff announcement dispels any doubt about the intended target of this bold new economic policy.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Other counter that the specific percentage of this new tariff announcement dispels any doubt about the intended target of this bold new economic policy.
Some commenters speculate that the tariffs on Hell may be a miscommunication, with White House officials possibly taking an unusual interpretation of "The Land Down Under", implying that this new tariff announcement was meant to be levied against Australia.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Some commenters speculate that the tariffs on Hell may be a miscommunication, with White House officials possibly taking an unusual interpretation of "The Land Down Under", implying that this new tariff announcement was meant to be levied against Australia.
There has been some confusion into whether or not the United States' tariff announcement was made with any intentionality, after the announcement of tariffs against uninhabited islands back in April raised numerous questions about the rigor of these economic decisions.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
There has been some confusion into whether or not the United States' tariff announcement was made with any intentionality, after the announcement of tariffs against uninhabited islands back in April raised numerous questions about the rigor of these economic decisions.
After The White House's announcement yesterday that the United States would be placing a 66.6% tariff on all imported products and software originating from Hell, many are wondering what the long-term repercussions will be for starting a trade war with the nation's most longstanding ally.
July 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
After The White House's announcement yesterday that the United States would be placing a 66.6% tariff on all imported products and software originating from Hell, many are wondering what the long-term repercussions will be for starting a trade war with the nation's most longstanding ally.
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July 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Until we release the deep dive into the Black Ops 1 messages, everyone is eagerly awaiting feedback from both the European Union and the UK Government about the Stop Killing Games initiatives, which close at the end of the month. You can find out more at www.stopkillinggames.com.
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July 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Until we release the deep dive into the Black Ops 1 messages, everyone is eagerly awaiting feedback from both the European Union and the UK Government about the Stop Killing Games initiatives, which close at the end of the month. You can find out more at www.stopkillinggames.com.
In some circles, it's alleged that many of the CoD games have hidden programming within them to addict consumers to the franchise, particularly Black Ops 1. The entire game had a plot that centered around the delusional Alex Mason, but many of these messages were for the player rather than Alex.
July 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
In some circles, it's alleged that many of the CoD games have hidden programming within them to addict consumers to the franchise, particularly Black Ops 1. The entire game had a plot that centered around the delusional Alex Mason, but many of these messages were for the player rather than Alex.
It's hard to argue against Bill Harden when games like CoD: Black Ops 6, the 21st entry into the series, had one of the best opening day sales of the entire franchise to date, becoming the most sold game in 2024. The formula seems to continue to work, but some believe the reason to be much darker.
July 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
It's hard to argue against Bill Harden when games like CoD: Black Ops 6, the 21st entry into the series, had one of the best opening day sales of the entire franchise to date, becoming the most sold game in 2024. The formula seems to continue to work, but some believe the reason to be much darker.