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Holotypic Occlupanid Research Group
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(Also found in this collection were Porrectofrontus mechadeus, P. microstoma, Aspericardis lehmeri, and two Haplognathid species: Unidentia obtusamaxilla and U.o. azureus.)
November 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nice! It appears to more closely match a very sturdy specimen of Palpatophora utiliformis grandis. (P. magnastoma oral grooves are way larger!)
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
HORG does not take processes into calculations of measurement (but do take more substantial palps as part of their measurement), mostly because processes are so variable and fragile. So looks like you have found a U. obtusamaxilla azureus. Excellent work!
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Of particular interest are the specimens of the corrugatid Constrictula decussatoris, attached to mesh bags containing salted hard boiled eggs. Sadly, no Angulognathids were observed on this survey. Specimens of another endemic microsyntheran, the soy sauce sea bream, were also collected.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
N. baldwina and A. ptyctophyllus were often found in the produce region, their flexible bodies tightly wrapped around various mesh and plastic film bags. Infirmimaxilla kurisu was also observed attached to clusters of perfectly-shaped grapes, each lovingly insulated in soft styrofoam webbing.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Only large grocery biomes were found to contain occlupanids in any appreciable number. Diplacofelis spp. were the most common occlupanids to encounter in the bakery aisle niche, in blue, white and rarely red color morphs.
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Consider us alerted. Beautiful markings on these occlupanids!
October 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Excellent data! And what a healthy specimen. Always surprising to see these in the wild.
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Goodness! That is a beautiful and mighty mosaic of occlupanids!
October 11, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Looks like P. glyphodorsalis, though the dential processes have an interesting angle to them.. Most curious!
September 30, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Species described by S. Sword (FORC). Specimen submitted by O. Ohm (FMCO), obtained from a Wendy’s in Highland, IN on bags of Bimbo brand buns.
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Neotessera eclipsis
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August 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Although instruments that measure self-referential cyclical irony are imprecise, such data nonetheless provides sufficient scientific cover to designate N. eclipsis as its own species. This occlupanid favors the kitchens of fast-food chains, where it has replaced P. stellanova in greater numbers.
August 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Its species name 'eclipsis' refers to the poetic fact that the occlupanid whose niche it is eclipsing is none other than Palpatophora stellanova, which is itself a jet-black color morph elevated to species status nearly 20 years prior.
August 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
also great specimen of a Malumcardioris renatusi!
August 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Occlupanologists term these growths as amicula. It is unclear if they are a symbiotic entity, or if it is something shed as part of the occlupanid life cycle. Though HORG does not consider their presence a point of speciation, many scholars have noted and documented these variations.
August 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Armored with a stunning diversity of occlupanids! Wonderful!
August 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The order and family of this occlupanid is subject to change, and scholars wishing to document this species would be advised to take any classification notes in erasable graphite, and anticipate future taxonomic revisions.
July 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Its life cycle is said to be rather brief, unlike the near-immortality of most occlupanids. After a single season, many A. otautahi drop to the ground. Once there, they are thought to slowly decompose in damp conditions, but this has not yet been directly observed.
July 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM